you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
If as you're reading this post you're in a sufficiently private and relaxed situation that you feel comfortable doing so, why not go ahead and make a weird noise with your mouth and/or voice. Maybe try to find one you've never done before in your life, to have the satisfaction of expanding your palette of possible physical actions a tiny bit. You may surprise yourself, you may be inspired to new curiosity towards the peculiar and unique machinery of your body. Only if you want to though.
I finished this fun commission earlier today of a very cute cat! My commissions are open until the 27th, when I will be moving across the country. I will reopen them after the 3rd of October. Otherwise! 15$ per pet, and I can do even exotic pets like reptiles and birds. I have PayPal and Messenger pay, just dm me, and we can get started!