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i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

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More celebrities need to say stuff like this

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hi all! decided to redo my commission post with some more recent art, and to update my comm guidelines a little bit!

i also raised my prices slightly -- if you requested a commission prior to 8/16, you will still be charged the previous price, so don't worry!

plain text and extra guidelines below the cut:

WILL DRAW:

Most characters, OCs (with reference), ships, platonic pairs, fankids, etc.

Simple backgrounds (a color, a gradient, light furniture)

Simple animals

WON'T DRAW:

NSFW or fetish art (just don’t feel skilled enough yet, sorry!)

Furries (again, skill issue on my part)

Mecha

Extremely complex outfits (sorry Genshin fans)

Very complex backgrounds

Detailed gore or guro

PRICES:

Uncolored sketch: $10 (be it a bust, waist up, full body, chibi, etc)

Colored bust: $20

Colored waist-up: $25

Colored full-body: $30

Colored chibi: $25

Additional characters: add 50% of the single-character price (3 character limit)

ADDITIONAL STIPULATIONS:

I reserve the right to refuse or refund any commission for any reason.

DO NOT USE MY ART TO TRAIN AI.

All colored art will include simple shading. If you would like more complex lighting, please let me know and I will see if a price adjustment is necessary.

I will not charge for simple background details, like a single piece of furniture or a window. As long as it's not terribly complex I'm willing to hear it out.

Turnaround will be between 2 days and 1 week depending on my schedule. I tend to work fairly quickly when it comes to art, but if I have a backlog or I'm scheduled to work several days in a row, it may take longer.

Once I have finished a base sketch, I will send it to you for approval. If you like the sketch, I will proceed with colors and finishing touches. If you have pointers or adjustments, please let me know! I want you to like your commission!

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who taught you that suffering in silence was noble, and how would you shutting up have benefited them?

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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

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sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

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I caused her a lot of trouble

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big ass forehead damn

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Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

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Honey Bunches of Oats muckbang

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