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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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there's something kind of sexual about vehicular manslaughter

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there's something kind of sexual about vehicular manslaughter

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I don’t care + kissing my sister

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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

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me: kinky painful sex is great 'n all, but get enough bruises and suddenly you start craving absent-minded scritches from a girl whos lap you're laying on, some random movie playing on the TV across the room. It really says something about how a good life, a well maintained mind needs variety; the nice will feel better after mean, the mean will be thrilling after nice. Actually, according to- her: Puppies don't talk. me: bark!

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its just to get through a few early blinds, okay?

now pick up that joker that helps a specific suit.

you don't need discards silly, use them all to get your best hand.

you don't need to think anymore kitten, just buy jupiters, sort by suit, and let mommy take care of you

#forceflush #handshame #jimbofication

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lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖

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I thought y'all might like to see Niagara Falls lit up for Pride.

Hope you had a good one!

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This may be the most cancellable thing I post, but I legitimately owe a thank you to all the weird trans girls who made incest a big thing on this site for a minute there. That was my moment of learning to step back and be like "okay, but who is this harming, really?" It genuinely helped me untangle a bunch of internalized shame around my weird kinks. Like, if I can be okay with this, then surely there are other people who will be okay with my weirdness.

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everything's coming up alice

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