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Art by  anco_mhym

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tho now i’m properly back on, i will say that activity will....hopefully be more frequent, around this sunday or so. i’ve been meaning to make a few more mikhail icons due to college arc providing some very quality panels of him and alice (the pic of them smiling together is 👌) and i’m trying to get a handle of everything for school atm! so in the mean time, you can send in asks for rp starters if you want, or even @ me in some, and i’ll get around to them soon !! 

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crawls on after a million years-

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Apologies for the long absence! like / reblog this post for a starter, to bring some life to this blog again...

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(( due to the long absence, i decided to drop all current threads i had... terribly sorry about that but !! like this post for a starter that i’ll eventually get around to- ))

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                      FOR WHOM THE ALCHEMIST EXISTS

       a rp blog for logi crowley from the mobile rpg, the alchemist code!                    semi-selective / multiship / independent / oc friendly                                                 written by hyde!

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                      FOR WHOM THE ALCHEMIST EXISTS

       a rp blog for logi crowley from the mobile rpg, the alchemist code!                    semi-selective / multiship / independent / oc friendly                                                 written by hyde!

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(( hello! im just checking in for a bit, ive been considering a new muse owo;; ))

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(( im very sorry for the lack of posts lately! and most have been… ooc,,,, but this is an announcement! mun is gonna put this blog on a semi-hiatus until around the end of june! everything’s been busy rn for them so they want to put more work into this blog when school’s finally out ! ))

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(( im very sorry for the lack of posts lately! and most have been… ooc,,,, but this is an announcement! mun is gonna put this blog on a semi-hiatus until around the end of june! everything’s been busy rn for them so they want to put more work into this blog when school’s finally out ! ))

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(( im very sorry for the lack of posts lately! and most have been… ooc,,,, but this is an announcement! mun is gonna put this blog on a semi-hiatus until around the end of june! everything’s been busy rn for them so they want to put more work into this blog when school’s finally out ! ))

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(( im very sorry for the lack of posts lately! and most have been... ooc,,,, but this is an announcement! mun is gonna put this blog on a semi-hiatus until around the end of june! everything’s been busy rn for them so they want to put more work into this blog when school’s finally out ! ))

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happy pride month nyall ! ))

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Renfred and Alice

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“I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.” -cfshadows

“...Well at least I don’t buy my children from shady auctions.”

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game grumps ask meme.

“Dude, just… just pity laugh, at least!” “I don’t wanna kill anybody, I’m a pacifist. Ooops, killed six people.” “Six is the number of Def Leppard members, almost.” “Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke.” “Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so?” “Remember kids, if you wanna defeat the evil power, you better fucking find the nearest sharpest sword and run as fast as you can.” “I don’t judge you when you steal children, so I’ll thank you to show me that same courtesy.” “Having a great time being in immeasurable pain.” “Yes, have you ever heard of brapnel? That’s baby shrapnel.” “Wait, mechanical bird is plane. I just realized.” “Crazy how dead you are, I mean like, wow.” “I didn’t have any problem at all after I died twice.” “Such a nice man we ripped off there.” “I’ll never put on pants.” “Checkers would be better with badgers.” “HEY LADIES. I’M TOM JONES. LEADER OF THE TOM JONES CULT. MY NAME’S TOM JONES. GIMME THIRTY APPLES. …TWENTY-FIVE APPLES” “She’s adorable! Until she turns into a hideous undead monster creature, then ya gotta hit her with the lead pipe.” “Stop dancing at me!” “I have some very important masturbating to do.” “You make me have to pee, always.” “Whales are just Earth’s way of taking a shit.” “I like it when Luigi’s happy. It makes me smile.” “You know when you get high, and you start floating five feet off the ground, and gain a Spanish accent?” “Whenever you talk about being high, it always just shows how much you’ve clearly never gotten high before.” “Dude, what if hell was up?!” “I will raise that chicken as if it were my own daughter… who I turned into chicken fingers.” “‘Becky with the good hair’ sounds too much like ‘caramel corn’?” “I! WANT! MURDER!” “Even 90s rock won’t make me feel good about this!” “This might be the drugs talking, but I love drugs.” “That’s one boopity you shouldn’t have shmoopled.” “Am I nude right now?” “It’d be weird to sleep amongst your dead friends.” “Are you here to repent for your chins?” “Why am I not eating ice cream for every meal?” “This taxi is bae.” “The world is full of magic. Horrible, horrible magic.” “Jesus is my drug.” “I don’t know anything about memes.” “You would say that, no matter what, me from another dimension that runs a porn ring.” “I’m a milk-based life form.” “I fucked a cantaloupe once.” “Awww babe, look at us, we have our own cam girl operation.” “Everyone who works for us gradually becomes more gay in their interactions because… we are always getting… weirdly gay with each other.” “Shut up, ya tweezer!” “And Half-Life 3, I don’t know anything about Half-Life 3, other than that everyone says it’s confirmed.” “Good thing you’ve got fingers and wrists of steel, from that straight jacking.” “I’ve learned the importance of being cuddled.” “Hi, I’m a musician with a huge penis. Do you know where I can find guitars and Magnum condoms?” “Baths are amazing, especially when you bring a friend.” “Jesus, you gotta wine and dine me first. You can’t just open up with that shit.” “We’ve broken several laws.” “What, you wanna try diplomacy? He’s a fucking crab!” “I’M READY TO BREED!” “‘Bonfire’ is made up of two words: ‘bonf’ and ‘ire.’” “These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed.’” “As I was about to say, revenge is a dish best served fuck you.” “When someone says ‘just fuck me up’ on the internet that means have sex with me in a rough, passionate manner, correct?” “If there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.” “Just get abducted! We are your saviors, we’re flying in the sky- treat us as your new gods.” “If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst!” “Water is just… air juice.” “Uh… Doctor, could you put tits on my thumbs?” “We hang out… we touch each other…” “Does anyone have a paper bag I can hyperventilate into?” “2016 is the year of the butt.” “If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else.” “You make another joke like that, and I’m gonna have to beat you to death with your own shoes.” “Whoa, look at this trapezoid-headed Funyon ring!” “I have to take off my jacket because I’m getting hot because this sucks so bad.” “He died as he lived: covered in mayonnaise.” “Who wears pants anymore? So 2015.” “What took you so long, you butt plug?!” “Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’” “Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.”” “As long as I live, I will never stop loving your random bursts of outrage.” “Like I would kill a friend… without watching.” “With your Phd and my also being here, we can solve any problem.” “I love watching you guys suffer.” “Man, the void of nothingness is kinda lame.” “Sometimes you gotta take time and smell the roses. And sometimes you’re gonna be a guy jacking yourself off while you’re rubbing a girl in a video game.” “I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian.” “Oh my god, do we have to kill him while he’s asleep?” “I feel dead inside, but at least I had pie.” “This is nice. We’re all bathing in the warm glow of murder.” “The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious.” “Murder is a spectator sport.” “Today’s been a day. A day full of tasty, tasty murder.” “Man, I wish anime was human history.” “99 red balloons… Something- something- German song.” “If you wanna have sex you don’t have to make a little song about it, like just come right out and ask.” “If only I could have sex with my own brain. That would be a mind-fuck.” “I am not nature. I am nurture.” “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they died?” “Tell me what you’re gonna do to me.” “Taco Bell cures diabetes.” “Rule number one of babysitting? DON’T STEP ON THE BABY!” “Play for my amusement, child.” “How does a ghost enter a skeleton? And I don’t mean that in a sexy way.” “You’re locked the closet with the dildo!” “Yeah, I’ve been drunk on pot before. What of it?” “You are the worst son ever.” “Shut up, this is my moment of time shine!” “Bro, can I be honest with you guys right now? I love defiling things.” “I wanna touch everything with my boner, including my boner!” “When you’re married, you can announce your boners everywhere.” “I am enjoying my pot! Take that out of context.” “Dude, what if you were next to a supernova when it supernovaed?” “…and she’s like COVERED in butter.” “I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified.” “What are the animals crossing, exactly?” “I’m a firm believer in ‘if you’re going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’” “And you know what? We’re tied right now, like brothers… only one brother is significantly smarter and more handsome than the other and has like 15 years more life experience.” “Frick to the 30th power!” “My eyebrows are slippery and slimy. I grease them.” “This is literally just elementary hydrodynamics, I can’t believe you can’t grasp this.” “Well look the important thing that I’m having fun and other people aren’t.” “I would fuck everything on the screen including the animals and the bicycle.” “How dare you know stuff about things. I’m gonna beat you up with my fists… that are made of stuff and things.” “Spyyyder Loops™ cereal…. made with… spiders.” “I’m a bottom kind of guy.” “Can you see my labia in this fucking costume?” “Just bros bein’ bros…” “I never feel quite as alone as I do when I play Burger Time.” “If you do this… I’m gonna be mildly impressed with you.” “I don’t know how to be interesting, could you give me advice?” “I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY BRAIN VAGINA.” “I’m kind of amazing at everything I do.” “I’LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!” “I would get a photo-realistic tattoo of your face on my inner thigh.” “Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!” “Follow your stupid fucking dreams.” “Everyone does crack at some point in their lives. It’s pretty much a rite of passage.” “I wanna know where Luigi is!” “Nothin’ wrong with that. Get clean, get clean with the lord.” “You’re on page 2, and I’m on page…uh, furiously concentrating on not throwing up from this Nutella situation.” “I wish you could jump inside my skin and know what I know, and feel what I feel.” “I’m feeling fly for a caucasian man.” “I will actually strangle you with my bare hands and feet.” “Don’t call me “bro” in an accusatory tone!” “This is a good yiff right here.” “My friends! I love killing my friends.” “Now I am the one who is bitch.” “He died as he lived: eating chicken McNuggets.” “Well, thank you so much, that’s so nice of you to say, but I don’t believe you and you’re a liar.” “DIE! DIE YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!” “I could tell by his briefly angry eyebrows that he’s someone we should be stabbing.” “A blunt is a maridujuana.” “If you can’t beat em, Shoot ‘em with a gun!” “Getting kicked in the nuts is not an event, it’s a process.” “My goal is to pee in every major body of water on earth.” “Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird.” “Aw jimminey-jillakers. Gee-whiz Batman. Aw frick. Oh jeezum.” “And you have ten thousand and seven hundred grams of mardujuana.” “My style is old, nasty t-shirt and rapidly disintegrating pants.” “If you ever run into me in the wild, we’ll hug it out.” “I think the noodles are going to kill me!” “I’m sorry, your son is an anthropomorphic cheese melt.” “Wait, but, also shut up.”

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monster.

A strange feeling began to awake within him, a feeling he was unable to discern.  Was this dread? Anxiety? It felt as though something was trying to escape from his rib cage.

                                           Something was wrong.  Very wrong.

          “Whatever is responsible for this, it must be stopped with whatever force necessary.” his voice as calm as ever, it almost hid the fact he was uneasy.  

                     With a smell this potent, the entire village must be- 

       !!  ———Something from the corner of his eye grabbed his attention.  Whatever it was, it was hiding among the trees.  Watching.  Waiting. This whole time — had it been-

               An unsettling silence fills the air.  They were being stalked like prey.                                          

                          “This is a trap.” Hand tightly grips his wand, “We’ve walked right into their territory  – It seems you’re right, Renfred.  We are much closer to the problem than we would like to be.”

              But it was strange.  Did the smell of blood distract him? Why didn’t he notice sooner?

                                   “Or rather, the problem is much closer to us.  Be on your guard.”

     A part of him had wanted to snap back at Ainsworth- of course he knows to be on his guard, there have been countless situations for him to be on guard in, he knows what to do, he knows how to react-

     Eyes.

     He glanced over to look at Ainsworth, and he could make out the vaguest shape of eyes in the background. He wasn’t sure how- they weren’t particularly bright, but anxiety ran through his body as he brought his hand to his chest, ready to bend any laws it would take to destroy the monster-

     “Ridiculous.” He mumbles, a curse to his negligence, and every part of his body is telling him to avoid looking into the beady eyes in the shadows of foliage, but he can’t. “How long has it been following us?”