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kid and leveret 🤎🌾

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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you!  Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting! 

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean:  I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

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Queer 👏 people 👏 are 👏 not 👏 all 👏 fucking 👏 activists 👏

Stop quizzing us on queer history and asking us questions we aren’t qualified to answer about the world and about politics and about our identities

Stop trying to back us into a corner so you can justify your discrimination on the basis that we don’t know what we’re talking about or can’t “defend” ourselves to you

Stop treating every queer person that stands up and says “I want to be treated like a person” as if they’re an activist

Cut that bullshit out

Marginalised people just want to exist and be happy

I don’t know everything, and that doesn’t make me undeserving of your respect or my human rights you fucker

I don’t even owe you the stuff I do know- I still am entitled to basic fucking respect

TLDR; Queer people shouldn’t have to be historians or scientists for you to not be a fucking dick

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so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

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I've been really into Yaelokre recently and wanted to try my hand at drawing the old designs <3 alt with colors under cut & close ups as usual

total time 8.47 hours

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Loreley Festival, 1996

Aladdin Sane

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Hey as a general reminder, if you want to bring someone a plant as a gift, and you know they have cats

always check whether that plant is toxic for cats.

Cats cannot tell what houseplants they can and cannot safely eat. You can! If you want to give someone a plant and they have cats, always check whether it's cat safe!

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Y’all remember that one time a priest fucked up an exorcism so bad he had no choice but to eat people?

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"when i pass away from old age" are you sure thats how youre gonna pass away

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"we'll get to the cannibalism of course" HUH???

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I wonder how many people were eating while listening to this episode, extra points if it included some sort of meat (fried chicken in my case)

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fun fact: i first listened to MAG 18 (the man upstairs) during my lunch break at work and started hysterically laughing when jon said this

like good for you king, personally i DIDNT!

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>spends years stapling meat to walls of apartment

>doesn't elaborate

>dies