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So yeah, I don't think I'll be coming back to this blog. I think it’s safe to say that my muse for Emerald is dead.

Sorry not sorry.

:/

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Emerald is just currently dancing to this song.

“I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  Swag.  I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  Sweg!”

Aw yeah, look at her boogie.

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Emerald is just currently dancing to this song.

“I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  Swag.  I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.  Sweg!”

Aw yeah, look at her boogie.

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*peeks in*

“Have the Diamonds been arrested yet?”

*pauses*

“No?  Wow.  What a society we live in.”

*ducks out*

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This vine is just my Lapis and @forestemerald

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"So Emmadood, you thinking about decorating your tree for Christmas?"

She snorted at the nickname before answering. "Maybe. Though lights are out of the question. Maybe I'll do some ribbons or biodegradable tunnels

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She raised an eyebrow as she placed a ribbon in her book and closed it. "There are 391,000 plants discovered on Earth. So pardon me for not remembering the scientific name for Marijuana."

"That's nice. I think I found out what happens when gems get a hold a cannibus." Aja said referring to that one chill Rose Quartz.

A confused expression crosses her face. “A can of what??”

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"That's nice. I think I found out what happens when gems get a hold a cannibus." Aja said referring to that one chill Rose Quartz.

A confused expression crosses her face. "A can of what??"

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Emerald: *eating uncooked noodles right out of the box*

Pearl: ....Emerald? What are you eating?

Emerald: Chips.

Pearl: Those aren't chips. It's dry pasta.

Emerald: No, they're chips.

Pearl: Emerald. It's dry pasta. Why are you eating them? They barely have flavor!

Emerald: It's cronchy. *crunch crunch*

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She eats a strip of uncooked lasagna pasta.

"Mmm, chips."

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"Did I miss anything, Big Green?"

She looked up from her book.

“Huh?  Uhh...let’s see...  Jasper is still putting herself in solitude in the forest.  Though honestly, who can really blame her?  And I guess she’s technically my neighbor since my mobile tree is around there.  Ummm....I saw a roller coaster fly off the boardwalk and explode in the ocean.  No one died so that’s good.”

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That one Rose Quartz: Uh...hi.

Emerald:

*needs a fucking adult asap*

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// The episodes were pretty alright.

// Liked that Pearl finally got a girlfriend.

// Hate Steven’s nickname for Pink Pearl.  Volleyball.  Are you serious, Steven?  Come on, that’s an ugly nickname.

// That one Rose Quartz made my hairs stood up.

// So yeah, it was alright.

// Still, I’m gonna have to debunk some points since the Diamonds were shown in the opening song.  They shouldn’t be anywhere near their traumatized victims.  And they should be in jail.  Paying for their crimes.

// So yeah.

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// Okay, gonna watch the new SU now

Diamonds: *appear in the opening*

Emerald:

“Why are you people on my planet?  Get away from those Gems you’ve abused and traumatized.  Now.”

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// Can anyone tell me what “snatched my wig” means?  I see this fandom use it a lot.

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*sticks her head out of her treehouse*

"Hmmm...."

*goes back in and lays a damp blanket on the railing to dry*

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