It may not seem like much, but one day, when all we have left is old stuff and trash,DIY will save our lives and you're going to thank God for creating it!
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Oh my god so the other day I was in the cafeteria and this girl I don’t even know asked if she could go to the bathroom. The teacher, being a teacher, said “ I don’t know, CAN you?” and she just said “Yes I can.” AND THE TEACHER DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO LIKE “THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS” AND THE GIRL JUST WALKED OUT OF THE CAFETERIA WITH THE BATHROOM PASS LIKE A BOSS.
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Normal Family
I love you
You hate me
We're a normal fa-mi-ly
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Me when someone in my family carelessly says "I ate the last Oreo"
MRW The date part of Valentine’s is over.
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The funny thing is that I am the weirdest person alive. Also a happy go lucky person. And I didn't read it sarcastically. #TheRealFriendsAppreciateIt

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I think the picture is based on a book called Wonder that I read.

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Everyone's childhood ruined in 20 seconds or less

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Spirit Animals
Okay. So I am a HUGE Spirit Animals fan. I just finished reading the fifth book and thought everybody needs to see this line about halfway through.
He is a very private octopus.
That was an ACTUAL FUCKING LINE IN THE BOOK. SAID BY ONE OF THE GROWNUP GUARDIANS.THERE IS AN ACTUAL FUCKING PARAGRAPH ABOUT HOW THAT WOULD SOUND OUT OF CONTEXT.
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Frying Pan
If I ever go into a “battle”, all I will is a frying pan.
Person: Alright battle member Maya you can chose between an axe, a sword, nunchucks, and a staff
Me:*goes to kitchen and comes back with frying pan* Interesting choices, but I prefer things the Disney way
Person: But how are you going to fight wi-
Me:*smacks with frying pan* Does anyone else need a demonstration?
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He did it! Puppy tongues are really cute.
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from what we’ve seen of Rey, she hardly whines at all. There is no way in hell she could be related to a Skywalker.
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