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We dont think about astronauts enough. What are you doing up there

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If I win the lottery there will be signs (log bridge)

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Changing my opinion on anime guys….

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As someone socially awkward yet genuine it’s funny to see who I get along with and who I don’t. Like certain people will def write me off like idk I’ll smile and be nice when I meet someone but some of these self-diagnosed cool people will literally act miserable and show no facial reaction and act like you’re not even talking to them. Like cool girl

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me and the burger i pulled by being hungryyyy

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They should make bratz dolls with tummies

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I only slept 1am-3am and 7am-9am, had to wake up for a zoom call. This is dystopian 😭 😭

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T*kt*k shop is so darksided it’ll be like “this purse is only $3 today” and it’s like okay but why would I want a purse that is $3 😭

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Sometimes I say shit I don’t even mean just to fill up silence lol. Like I want to stop but it’s hard

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I’m bringing back budgeting. It’s called carrying a thigh flask around with you 24/7

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Life is so hard nowadays, a girl can’t just lay her eggs on the beach in peace

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It’s so hard to look cool while grocery shopping like I’m checking my fruit for bruises and stuffff

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I ran out of weed but I just found a pill bottle filled with flower. god is literally on my side. If you thought god was on your side today sorry he’s not. He’s on mine rn

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Kirby is one of the most flawless things that we have produced as a society