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in regards to blacking out during sherlock holmes, i offer a new movie.

in which i promise not to black out again.

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slenderphobia:

fashion is your kryptonite. isn't that right.  

I'm going to kill you.

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My clothes.Duh. 

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No. This is not acceptable.

It seems a certain assistant just walked into my room wearing the most tacky, bright, red sweater I have ever had the misfortune of seeing.

I need to have talk with him. Right now. 

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I think corduroy pants are just misunderstood. As long as they know what they're doing and know what matches and what doesn't. Ugh, satin. If you happen to be talking about satin pants then please stop. Whoever made that...atrocity needs to be taught a lesson. In fashion, obviously. Satin tops are alright. But I wouldn't wear them. Don't get me started on handbags that don't match with an outfit. 

Oh my God.

#There is nothing worse than clothes that don’t match with shoes. #Trust me. #I should know.

im pretty sure that corduroy pants are worse than that satin too wow satin is tacky  handbags that dont go with anything are terrible too 

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I know a Dave. He's a co-worker and friend of mine. I hesitate on the word "friend" sometimes, since Dave can be a little...intolerable at times.  

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wow sudden influx of people here

i feel overwhelmed guys take it easy

anyway

hey

wazzup

in case any of you dont know the names dave strider

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I understand. My whole life is depressing. Watching all the people in the building wearing tacky shirts or mismatching shoes.  I feel a small part of my soul die every time I see it. 

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sniff

hye

um hey

prepare for a lot adeprssin stuff

its been a long day

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You're quite welcome. As most alternate mes are charming. You should be glad we would even give you the time of day to talk to you. 

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i needed more john in my life 

thanks tumblr

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Please. If there was an actual party, I would've already been invited. And I would've left the party within seconds.  

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welcome to the 24 hour party

ill be your host

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Oh my God.

The next intern that steps into my dressing room with mismatching clothes and shoes will incur my wrath.

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(( wow, reblog if rp blog? ))

(( because my dash is pretty much empty. and as much as i would love to go on a follow spree  i DON't KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. haha, so, uh, right. i would love to follow you all. ))

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Pinned.

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