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Tobirama: there was a Uchiha massacre? My brother’s going to kill me.

You: but you’re already dead.

Tobirama: …my brother’s going to strangle me.

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Orochimaru: Making breakfast for my beautiful spouse! :)

You, in bed: who the fuck is burning down my house????

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have this

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You know who else I think would be a loser around their crush? Orochimaru and Sasuke.

Just in a “I must act cool and smart in front of them or I will blow up and die.”

Kakashi would be such a loser in front of his crush and I will die on this hill

Like he’s all calm and collected in front of his teammates and friends and then suddenly he’s stumbling over his words, cursing at himself when he says something he thinks is awkward, just acting a little more goofy around them.

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Kakashi would be such a loser in front of his crush and I will die on this hill

Like he’s all calm and collected in front of his teammates and friends and then suddenly he’s stumbling over his words, cursing at himself when he says something he thinks is awkward, just acting a little more goofy around them.

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You: Because you’re going to be a father

Kakashi: :O

Naruto: Kakashi you’re pregnant?

Sakura: Wow, sensei, how could you hide this from your team?

Kakashi: What-

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Naruto: Hey, hey! You trained way different than us right? What was that like?

You, a demon slayer: Well it’s not something you could survive, Naruto.

Naruto: What?! Why do you say that?

You, remembering the final selections and hashira training: Oh…it’s uh… physically intensive.

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Though after Sasuke leaves you’re probably allowed to go to Sakura and Kakashi’s home more often.

I mean if you went with Sasuke you’d probably end up annoying Kabuto with how much you’re found in his room or Orochimaru’s. I don’t think Orochimaru would mind as long as you’re not actively disturbing his things and just sitting around.

An isekai reader probably gets so many laws and rules for them specifically. Some written down, some are word of mouth.

They’re not allowed near rogue ninjas of any nation, they brought two home because they felt bad for them. Trained assassins. Into their home. In the hidden leaf village.

They’re not allowed near fire, feathers, mud, lightning, or any bucket, container, or anything that can contain of water. The Hokage has been covered in mud, feathers and then set aflame and then doused by opening a door.

They are not allowed near any summons, they will try to pspspsps at it and become its friend. It does not matter to them if it’s an enemy’s summon or an ally’s, it doesn’t matter if it’s the size of a hamster or a mountain.

They’re not allowed near the sand ninja, specifically the current ruling siblings, they said they’re all very attractive and if they needed a spouse in the future to “look for them” and the siblings agreed without a second thought.

Tsunade had banned them from the medical ward because they end up there way too often, usually for spraining their arm, dislocating something, or a minor break. And sometimes they have a whole piece of glass in their arm, to which their teacher, Kakashi, didn’t know how to answer how they got that. They have to be taken care of at home or in her office.

Quickly amended to their own home as they ended up breaking into tsunade’s, Kakashi’s, iruka’s, and their teammate’s places several times as, “she didn’t specify which home”.

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You, trying to flirt with Orochimaru: Wow…have you always been this…symmetrical?

Orochimaru: Oh, thank you for noticing!

Jiraiya to Tsunade hiding in the bushes: That fucking worked???

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An isekai reader probably gets so many laws and rules for them specifically. Some written down, some are word of mouth.

They’re not allowed near rogue ninjas of any nation, they brought two home because they felt bad for them. Trained assassins. Into their home. In the hidden leaf village.

They’re not allowed near fire, feathers, mud, lightning, or any bucket, container, or anything that can contain of water. The Hokage has been covered in mud, feathers and then set aflame and then doused by opening a door.

They are not allowed near any summons, they will try to pspspsps at it and become its friend. It does not matter to them if it’s an enemy’s summon or an ally’s, it doesn’t matter if it’s the size of a hamster or a mountain.

They’re not allowed near the sand ninja, specifically the current ruling siblings, they said they’re all very attractive and if they needed a spouse in the future to “look for them” and the siblings agreed without a second thought.

Tsunade had banned them from the medical ward because they end up there way too often, usually for spraining their arm, dislocating something, or a minor break. And sometimes they have a whole piece of glass in their arm, to which their teacher, Kakashi, didn’t know how to answer how they got that. They have to be taken care of at home or in her office.

Quickly amended to their own home as they ended up breaking into tsunade’s, Kakashi’s, iruka’s, and their teammate’s places several times as, “she didn’t specify which home”.

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Now I can’t stop thinking about domestic Orochimaru

Like do I hate Boruto? Yes absolutely. Do I want to wife up Orochimaru? Yes definitely. I can’t fix him but I can probably give him ideas and make him worse so…hey fairs fair.

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Orochimaru: Have a good day at school, dear.

Mitsuki: neh- have a good day yourself.

Orochimaru: Hm…now where have I seen that behavior before? Oh- have a good day at work dear!

You: Eh, have a good day yourself.

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Like Sakura trying to flirt with Sasuke? Fire.

Naruto showing off? Fire.

Sasuke saying anything related to his brother? Fire.

I love isekai aus but I know my dumbass would immediately be on the hit list because I’d tell naruto fucking EVERYTHING.

“You’re not legally allowed to know who your parents are”

“Sasuke is like that because his family was killed and no one was allowed to know about it because they weren’t allowed to talk about it.”

“That rumor that spread about you being the nine tailed fox was spread by the same guy who order Itachi to kill the Uchiha clan”

“Kakashi’s two teammates are dead, that’s why he’s so attached and detached to you guys.”

“You do have living family. Barely.”

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Honestly I’d probably get second hand embarrassment so much I’d be banned from using fire. Period. All fire.

I love isekai aus but I know my dumbass would immediately be on the hit list because I’d tell naruto fucking EVERYTHING.

“You’re not legally allowed to know who your parents are”

“Sasuke is like that because his family was killed and no one was allowed to know about it because they weren’t allowed to talk about it.”

“That rumor that spread about you being the nine tailed fox was spread by the same guy who order Itachi to kill the Uchiha clan”

“Kakashi’s two teammates are dead, that’s why he’s so attached and detached to you guys.”

“You do have living family. Barely.”

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God I can imagine what me being on team seven would be like during the pass or fail exam

I’d be so frustrated with everyone not even wanting to work together…then I’d light the forest on fire because that’s better than whatever second hand embarrassment witnessing the exam would be.

I love isekai aus but I know my dumbass would immediately be on the hit list because I’d tell naruto fucking EVERYTHING.

“You’re not legally allowed to know who your parents are”

“Sasuke is like that because his family was killed and no one was allowed to know about it because they weren’t allowed to talk about it.”

“That rumor that spread about you being the nine tailed fox was spread by the same guy who order Itachi to kill the Uchiha clan”

“Kakashi’s two teammates are dead, that’s why he’s so attached and detached to you guys.”

“You do have living family. Barely.”

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…I’d probably not be allowed to be a ninja because I’d just carry sand in my pockets and a lighter. I mean how they gonna fight me and a forest fire????

I love isekai aus but I know my dumbass would immediately be on the hit list because I’d tell naruto fucking EVERYTHING.

“You’re not legally allowed to know who your parents are”

“Sasuke is like that because his family was killed and no one was allowed to know about it because they weren’t allowed to talk about it.”

“That rumor that spread about you being the nine tailed fox was spread by the same guy who order Itachi to kill the Uchiha clan”

“Kakashi’s two teammates are dead, that’s why he’s so attached and detached to you guys.”

“You do have living family. Barely.”

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I love isekai aus but I know my dumbass would immediately be on the hit list because I’d tell naruto fucking EVERYTHING.

“You’re not legally allowed to know who your parents are”

“Sasuke is like that because his family was killed and no one was allowed to know about it because they weren’t allowed to talk about it.”

“That rumor that spread about you being the nine tailed fox was spread by the same guy who order Itachi to kill the Uchiha clan”

“Kakashi’s two teammates are dead, that’s why he’s so attached and detached to you guys.”

“You do have living family. Barely.”