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Cartman: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Wendy: Spear.

Cartman: BLOCKED.

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Cartman: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

Butters: Aww, thanks—

Cartman: Which is probably why I’ve never reproduced.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Kenny: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Stan: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Cartman: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Kyle: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Cartman: *flips the board*

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Stan: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Kyle: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Cartman: Fuck you.

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Sorry I haven't posted in a while so take three quotes from yours truly:

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Kyle: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Tolkien and Stan's convo?

Butters: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Clyde: I'm in the washing machine.

Cartman: I'm in the closet.

Butters: We accept you Cartman. <3

Cartman: No I'm literally in the closet.

Butters: Love is love. <3

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Tweek: Craig kissed me!

Bebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Tweek: It was unbelievable!

Bebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Kenny: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Bebe, get the wine and unplug the phone. Tweek, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Tweek: Oh, it ended very well.

Bebe: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Kenny: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Tweek: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Kenny: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Tweek: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Bebe and Kenny: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Craig eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Clyde: Tongue?

Craig: Yeah.

Tolkien: Cool.

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Stan: How high are you?

Butters: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Kyle: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.

Butters: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Butters: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Butters: *punches wall*
Butters:
Butters: Take me to the hospital.

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Stan: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

Kyle: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Kenny: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Stan: This bloodline ends with me.

Cartman: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Kyle: Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’’ Punctuation only means one thing, Stan. She's mad at you.

Stan: No, it's Wendy. She's just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Wendy: And then I used a period so he'd know that I'm mad at him.

Bebe: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Wendy: I stand by my choice.

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PC principal: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Mr Garrison, watching Tweek screaming, Cartman trying to set a sleeping Stan on fire, and Kyle choking on air: I don't know either.

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Stan: She's the girl of my dreams!

Kyle: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams.

Stan: I have a lot of dreams.

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Randy & Stan: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Randy: We need an adult!

Stan: Dad, you are an adult!

Randy: We need an adultier adult! Get your mom!

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Butters: The time to act is now.

Butters: Wink, wink.

Cartman: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Butters: Oh, sorry.

Butters: Wink.

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Cartman: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Liane: Only if you also don't ask why.

Liane: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of her bag*

Cartman: ...

Cartman, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Craig: You’re not jealous, are you?

Tweek: No!

Craig: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

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Tweek: N... No!

Cartman: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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Kenny: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Craig: Kenny, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Kenny: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?