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glcwingsun!
❛Oh man Im depressed!, three years and the businessman didn’t show that’s just my luck huh?. Wow really?, I bet I can beat your pancakes anyday.❜

“ I’m hearing your sarcasm, Ann-thony. And I am CHOOSING to ignore it. “
#glcwingsun#verse: shoeshinist by day!#[ ahh sorry this took so long!#so many other blogs#so little time ]
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fovghtabear!
“ Well, that person who did is going to feel like a real jackass. This show was based on real events. The government in Europe just hid it from us. Why do you think Canada is the one who makes it? Canada gets around laws. They’re not just cold up there. They’re sneaky assholes. ”

“ You just made a lot of points and said a lot of things and I’m not sure I understood any of them but I know that I agree with all of them. “
#fovghtabear#verse: i never had a job before!#[ ahh sorry this took so long!#i hopped back on my owen blog and fell into a black hole for a bit >> ]
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whenimgxne!
“Wait— Mouserat? That’s you? I have your CD back home– ”

“ --- WHAT. Are you from Pawnee? I mean, Mouserat is a huge deal but-- you know. Not. That big. “
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fovghtabear!
“ Maybe we’re all apart of some clone project. She could be my clone. If one of us gets taken out–we’ll know. ”
“ I’m pretty sure that’s a TV show. And I’ve been yelled at about the difference between real life and TV enough times to know. Sorta.”
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veriforman!
“I think they’re a bit different from dogs.”
“ --- Well, sure if you’re like. A science geek. I’m just a guy. “
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alwaysfiguresitout!
❝ Dude, it’s going to get SOGGY & fall apart. What are you gonna do, eat it out of your hands? . ❞
“ Well, yeah. Hands are nature’s bowls. “
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hyacinthc!

“It’s a really nice paddock. I’ve never even heard of Pawnee.”
“ It’s the best town in the world. First in friendship, fourth in obesity. --- Can I see your paddock? For ideas. “
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anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal
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hi friends and humans, i was going to try and get stuff done today but work wiped me out last night and i have to go in again soon. hopefully maybe tonight i’ll be online for real but if not then definitely tomorrow!
#out of the band!#[ i had to clean the cake case#it was a nightmare#my legs still haven't recovered ]
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“I AM NOT DYING FOR SIX COLLEGE CREDITS.”
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caught up with everything on all my blogs, don’t have to work for two more hours, loving life right now.
#out of the band!#[ i'll be on skype and kik!#kik is bigmoneyraptor#i'm just sort of lolling around being a lump ]
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hyacinthc!

“It was a paddock for my sisters and I and he was trespassing. He’s lucky that he got out with his life. Oh. Like, a band? What band were you in? Were you any good?”

“ You live in a paddock? That’s not fair, everyone told me that was for horses. Mouserat. We were pretty huge in Pawnee. “
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glcwingsun
❛Dude that’s awesome Im happy for you, Oh no no—my purse it’s fine I just came to say hi because you know after what happened last year we haven’t talked much. So…that’s uh pretty much it.❜

“ Must be pretty sad you missed out on a big businessman like me now, huh? I get tips and everything. I even learned how to make my own pancakes. Kinda. “
#glcwingsun#verse: shoeshinist by day!#[ oh my god i know#there has to be a ron somewhere#we need to find a ron#parks and rec is one of the best things in the world i s2g ]
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ANDY DWYER & CHUCK HANSEN & DARYL DIXON
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things to to tomorrow! -make a fabled triple promo for my three active blogs -find out what time I'm working because that's important. -finish drafts on all three blogs ready? BREAK.
#out of the band!#[ stuff I'm going to try to do anyway#I don't know how good I'll be at making the triple promo but#I can try damn it ]
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mutuclrespect!
❝ Huh, that’s a less helpful message than it was probably supposed to be. Alright, let’s back track a little. Who gave you the message? Tall red-head wearing white with a stick shoved up her ass? Allergic to fun, about yea tall. ❞

“ Yeah! Scary Claire. She’s my immediate superior, or whatever big word she used. I’m her temporary schedule guy. And she’s not allergic to fun, she just has a reaction to it. Like a sunburn. “
#mutuclrespect#verse: i never had a job before!#[ YOU'RE WELCOME JULES#HE'S TERRIBLE#YOU'RE JUST WELCOME ]
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