foxlikecreatures

[foxlikecreatures]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

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there is no such thing as the queer community

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what if purgatory wqas called purpletory and it wassss purple 🟪

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*obnoxious financier talking loudly on a bluetooth in public voice* hahahaha dude this shit is too fucking easy to me! I got three foot fetishes closed already and I'm in negotiations for TWO more! these fucking chumps don't even realize how wrapped around my little finger they are. hahaha negotiations isn't even the right word, I'm letting them spin their wheels at me so they feel like they tried their best, there's no fuckin way they back out now let's be honest.

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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

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if you give “stupid” characters rural/southern accents i don’t like you and if you give “smart” characters rural/southern accents but it’s a punchline i don’t like you even more

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was reading a 1950s detective book that jokingly referenced the fact it was illegal to use profanity over the telephone. my initial reaction was "kinda wild but makes sense given the history of overreaching obscenity laws"

long story short i fell down a rabbit hole and it turns out public profanity is currently illegal in some u.s. states

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never kill yourself. you might see a pink haired trans girl with awesome tattoos at your local safeway and then be way too much of a coward to talk to her but still share a knowing look in the cereal aisle

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northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

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Accessing my Trans Woman Male Privilege at a job interview by greeting the interviewer with the Secret Man Handshake I was taught during my Male Socialization, immediately overriding all his biases against women

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none of these words are encouraging

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basically my opinion on many many things is “you should be allowed to do that and i should be allowed to be uncomfortable with it and the government and law should not be involved in this whatsoever”

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.