freakalot

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do you hear excited screaming in the distance? yeah that's me because we're moots

that’s you!?!?? i thought the vague screaming in the distance was a side effect of stopping my meds! the more you know huh

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someone tell me what freak ass thoughts are on their mind 🕊️

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when the authors work is so good you lowk wanna eat their ass out🤤

OH MY HOG!

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Daddy I love your fics you're amazing omggggggg. Btw can I call you papi if I'm latino?

ill allow it

ily

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This is me finding your account and reading your works btw

wrote about nine jokes about wanting you bad and then remembered i should thank you and be normal about your praise so thank you

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stealing calebs underwear? reversing roles on the renowned panty sniffer???

caleb has skid marks and i would only be stealing his underwear to put them on a sterile wash

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i love ur writing please don't explode into a fiery ball of flames mid sentence xx

now i dont know why you would say this but it's concerning that you'd even subconsciously manifest these things happeni

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i think i’m in love with ur work… 😩 (u)

i have a big fat crush on you actually

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You're wayyyyy too good at writing, like you write way better than those dark romance novels. What other fandoms other then jjk would u consider writing abt? Because your genuinely so good at writing that you shouldnt be writing smut😭

youre crazy for this because i write dark romance in my free time (though not so much of late) so this sorta means everything to me thank you anon <3 here's a list of my fandoms im writing for at the moment

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'Did you just spank me?'

Tell me more about that time he came from just kissing pretty please 😼‼️ (also You're an amazing talented writer don't go bald)

ohohoh how did you know about my receding hairline anyways despite your tasteless comment on my male pattern baldness here is choso cumming from just some kisses

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"choso, did you just... cum?" ☆

you don't mean to sound accusatory but you're so caught off-guard that you can't help but ask. your not-yet boyfriend is sat beneath you with his eyes screwed shut and bottom lip still caught between his teeth.

he shakes his head no in such a quick manner that one of his hairties come loose. a rosy pink blushes his nose and cheeks and you can’t quite tell if it’s from embarrassment or the fact that he literally just came in his pants from kissing you.

you weren’t even grinding on him. sure, you were sat in his lap and were more than aware of the hardening bulge beneath you—but you’re so early in this relationship that you’re not even sure you can call him your boyfriend just yet, so you obviously weren’t going to address his boner regardless of how badly you wanted to feel his dick pulse against you.

okay so maybe you were grinding on him a little. chasing just enough friction to remind yourself of all the good things in life, like choso and his abnormally large cock that you hope to one day soon feel so deep it's practically in your stomach.

"i didn't," he lies poorly. "i just... sneezed."

"you didn't sneeze."

"i did, it was a silent one."

"like a silent fart?"

"no! god, just... i need a minute, okay? to clean up."

you sit down a little more firmly against choso's cock, which is still so rock hard that you almost wonder if he didn't actually cum in his pants. you know an orgasm when you see it, though, and the way choso basically moaned like a whore once he got a taste of your lips left nothing to the imagination. he came alright.

"you need to clean up your silent sneeze?" you tease him, pressing another kiss to the corner of his lips. "are you lying to me, cho?"

"will you break up with me if i say yes? i'm embarrassed." god he looks gorgeous with this hazy post-orgasm gloss to his eyes. his lips look swollen from your kisses, and you decide you want to keep him like this until he's old and grey and too fucked dumb to ever move.

"can we even break up? are we dating?" you ask, and drag your clothed cunt along the length of his sensitive cock for good measure. "you never asked to be my boyfriend."

choso looks offended. "but- but you just..."

"what, made you cum with a kiss? i've about earned the right to call you my boyfriend, right?"

he nods frantically and, without meaning to, bucks his hips up to meet yours a little better. you can feel all of him now, rock hard against your most sensitive spots even with a few layers of fabric between you. you wonder if lust-induced hypnosis is real and whether or not you're a victim of his wiles.

"it's settled then," you nod. "you want help cleaning up?"

"uhh..." choso hesitates. he didn't think becoming partnered meant sponge baths, though he doesnt think he'd deny you the opportunity, or himself the experience.

"a blowjob, choso. i want to clean you up. with my mouth. this is dirty talk."

choso blinks. "oh," he says. "then yes please."

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i lavvvvvvv Ur workssdsssssssssssss

thanks anon im using u as a req rules and fandom list post now

REQ RULES — !

i. characters over 18 only puhlease, i won't age anyone up.

ii. no scat, incest, rape, pet-play, age-play. most dark content like stepcest, cnc, and the likes are okay as long i can establish clear consent and no one is sharing DNA.

iii. the blood of an adult male must be sacrificed alongside your request to appease the evil spirits (me)

WHO I WRITE FOR — !

JJK: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, sukuna, toji, higuruma, shiu, kusakabe, ijichi, shoko, utahime, yuki.

TLOU: joel, tommy, ellie, abby

COD: ghost, soap, gaz, graves, valeria, könig

LADS: zayne, sylus, caleb, rafayel, xavier

YELLOWJACKETS: (adult) shauna, lottie, nat, misty, tai, van

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the game

you bitch

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your writing is so scrumptious, you deserve a heartfelt head from me daddy. sorry got freaky :(.

well well well why thank you

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hey dad, what other fandoms are you in/write for? and are your requests open?

howdy sport

im interested in writing for jjk, demon slayer, the last of us, love and deepspace, call of duty, yellowjackets,,, urmm etcetera etcetera you know the vibes.

my requests are open. i won't write incest or noncon or beastiality or any character under the age of 18 regardless of whether they're aged up or not. stepcest, cnc and the darker content is fine go crazy as long as i can establish clear consent and we arent sharing dna

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oh dear daddy ! oh dear daddy ! your posts send shivers down my spine and leave me breathless ! you deserve the up most praise !

i feel serenaded

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your writing is phenomenal plz dont explode or leave for milk <3

why thank you <3 lucky for you all i am a present father