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Happy Stitch Day, everyone donate to the NICWA out of apology that we let the reboot gain any kind of traction

The National Indian Child Welfare Association is an organization working to protect indigenous children and families through education and advocacy on child welfare and kinship rights. Nobody gets left behind.

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LUKE ARNOLD as JOHN SILVER and TOBY STEPHENS as JAMES FLINT BLACK SAILS 4.09 XXXVIII

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i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog

[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:

"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"

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"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who wears pants and has a high school diploma

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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

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emily brontë, wuthering heights

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Just typed up 3 paragraphs filled with vitriol aimed at this country's diseased hero worship of our special forces stormtroopers who often operate as a cartel in the conflict zones we initiate or insert ourself into, but I think the most important takeaway is that everything that'll be revealed to have happened at Fort Bragg and wherever else these goons were fucking around is also happening on countless overseas US military base with 1/100th of the scrutiny shown here. This is the imperial frontier coming home, or as this one meathead without a trace of irony or self-awareness put it:

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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Dogma (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

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His dark materials is so funny. It starts out like “oh no, my best friend is missing! Let’s go on an adventure to find him!” and two books later they’re going “let’s start a multi universal war and kill god”. And they’re twelve.

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The more I hear about east germany, the more I just have questions about how on earth we let reunification happen the way it did

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Murderbot 1.07 · Complementary Species

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menswear guy is spared the wall for actually being able to articulate that fashion is a means of communication instead of just following rules. does he dunk unfairly? of course, but we're all posters here. let he who has never tried to score cheap points cast the first stone

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Everytime Hozier sings Nina Cried Power I become more and more radical I think

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Just some parts of network effect that make me insane, don't worry about it