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If you're not white, you can kindly shut the fuck up about the following things:

Jacking off to the goombas from Super Mario Bros

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"There you are again, like every night, sitting all alone in your room, scrolling through Tumblr, smoking - no, feeding - and edging. Deep inside you know you shouldn't, but you can't stop yourself. You have no control. Not anymore.

Reblog if this is you.

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So one of the things I’ve learned from being an Adult In Fandom™ is… uhhhh… nothing? I guess that’s what I get for spending 20 years writing stories about pregnant Smurfs

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crossfaded off deep connection + meaningful conversation

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Not exaggerating, I just saw a guy on the train with a shirt that said

I HATE

FOLK PUNK

With clipart of an exploding bomb under it

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*trapped in trolls cave, weaving under their oversized rudimentary furniture while they chase me down*

troll with cockney british accent: maybe we'll boil em... mash em... puttem in a stew, let him roast in 'es own juices.... my belly's rumblin just thinkin bout it!

other troll in a normal white guy voice: Oh Ooh maybe we could try a little quinoa salad

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It used to be perfect. We had it all

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