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Girl you're the one who asked.

Who else has made jewelry from their dead loved one's blood?

... what? ..

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No I think freaks tend to say things about making jewelry from the blood of dead lovers or how hot their adoptive moms are.

Who else has made jewelry from their dead loved one's blood?

... what? ..

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I'm literally the most normal person on here.

Who else has made jewelry from their dead loved one's blood?

... what? ..

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No I'm normal.

Who else has made jewelry from their dead loved one's blood?

... what? ..

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I really want to make fun of you for this but you're right

Most of my tattoos are dead animals

Because it is cool. Because skulls and skeletons are cool

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myths about sinking britain

“there is no historical precedent for sinking britain!” doggerland, which connected britain to the european mainland, was submerged by water in 6500BC. there is precedent for sinking britain.

“it is unfeasible to sink britain!” britain is strategically located to allow many nations to co-operate in its sinking

“sinking britain would raise sea levels!” the netherlands already has dams

“sinking britain would cause more problems geopolitically than it would solve!” we simply won’t know this until we sink britain

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Damn sounds like you should go bald

you wash your hair. you get blood in it. then the blood turns to ash. and now you gotta wash it again. the cycle of violence. I tell ya

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the awesome thing about being trans is that you get to misgender yourself when it's funny

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Its a good name if you want to sound like you're the drummer of an 80s rock band.

Oh my name is Thrash now

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Hey I didn't say it's a bad thing

For Mum's big Elysiums, she sometimes gets me to help out with her big performance art specticals ~

Just before I visited New Orleans I got to hop inside a big fuckin wrap around aquarium, built custom for My Prince's club, all fuckin mermaided up.

Sure, "drowning" fuckin sucked, and it took me hours to cough up all that water.. still! I looked hot as fuck~♡

Also the tropical fish were cool as fuck!

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We know

For Mum's big Elysiums, she sometimes gets me to help out with her big performance art specticals ~

Just before I visited New Orleans I got to hop inside a big fuckin wrap around aquarium, built custom for My Prince's club, all fuckin mermaided up.

Sure, "drowning" fuckin sucked, and it took me hours to cough up all that water.. still! I looked hot as fuck~♡

Also the tropical fish were cool as fuck!

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Guys stop fighting before one of you breaks a hip

I do not have bitchy moods. Im a cunt 100% of the time thank you very much. I deserve it. Ive done enough.

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You're British you can't be talking about fine taste.

I don't shit on other people for what they eat but thank FUCK I can enjoy the complexity and varieties of top-shelf Red~

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@duskbornbitchqueen dignitatas

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love 2 just say shit. where's that one post

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If you're going to properly critique someone's strap collection you need to personally test them all first. For science etc

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You're the only one who wants that

I am both disappointed and happy that Seneschal Fina doesn't know what Ahegao is.

Disappointed cuz I didn't scandalize her like I did with Jackie (get wrecked dork!)

But SO FUCKIN HAPPY cuz it means she'll (probably) end up asking Hazel about it and fucking hell what would I give to be a fly on a wall in that room!

BAHAHAHAHA!