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sorry for being inactive i got diagnosed with MADD

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tf is supposed to happen on dec 25th/srs

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Kissing p.ai.nter’s flat fucking monitor

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dw chat im cooking

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don't know when i'll write anything new bc i got into some shitty situationship and i'm completely drained atm

moral: never fall in love with people who give u hints while still being obsessed with their abusive ex.

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did chat ever get my req 😞😞 I'm worried tumblr ate my ask

i probably got the req but i dont really have any motivaton to write rn

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UNDERRATED AF

Ok I liked that game

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im so scared of tall people, what if they, like, lick my head?

since you hc curly to be 6’5………curly and short reader size diff teeheehee

going with my own height (5'4") for reader bc i am perfectly tit-sized with 6'5" Curly

Curly with a shorter reader

Curly is a bit oblivious to any implications when it comes to the height difference. He doesn't really mind or pay any attention to it.

But you do. How can you not, with those giant tits of his right in front of your eyes?

How are you supposed to just... be calm about this?

How are you supposed to not slam your face into his chest?

Torture. Literal torture.

And this fucking himbo will never understand your struggle.

In his defense, he does help. Whenever he catches you staring at his chest, he pulls you into a hug or at least wraps an arm around you.

It does not fucking help. You just end up more flustered.

How are you not supposed to be flustered with his chest right next to you, that loud ass heartbeat of his right next to your ear?

Of course, his chest is not the only important thing about the height difference.

He often offers to carry you around if you get tired. He loves giving you piggy back rides.

He does, occasionally, pick you up and take you to cuddle jail. He only does this at home, though.

There is no escaping the cuddle jail. This man runs on your affection.

He often absentmindedly kisses the top of your head when passing you. Or if you're just standing around and he has the time or opportunity to do it. It's just a little way to give you affection.

Really useful when something's too high for you to reach. Either picks you up so you can reach it or just hands it to you.

There's never any mocking about it, but he does need to give you a little kiss on top of the head each time.

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MY TUMBLR ISNT QORKING HELP???

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guys send me FREAKIEST requests ever I BEG YALL

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sebastian is not fat, hes big boned>:(/ref

and festively plump/ref

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hey im doing class if '09 requests too now

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u bitches love pressure x mouthwashing so much yall make me forget about my purpose to write fucked up freaky hcs (esp on jimmy)/hj

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LOWK BEGGING TO MAKE THAT ONE ANON REQ COME TRUE

(painter shooting jimmy down with a turret)

IT WOULD BE HELLA FUNNY BRO-

i dont even understand what am i supposed to write😭 like

Painter dramatically laughs before shooting Jimmy down. Jimmy thought he could dodge the bullets like he dodges water in the shower but instead he got shot right in the head and fucking died. The end

I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH IS TOO BAD TO WRITE COMPLETE FANFICTIONS

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as i am currently obsessed with a mouthwashing x pressure crossover…..

pony express x Sebastian solace reader?

I have NO idea how do yall expect me to stuff Sebastian's fat ass into the ship but okay i guess

The Tulpar crew x Sebastian Solace headcanons.

• Curly would treat Sebastian like he treats everyone else. Of course, he would be a little confused and awkward at first (mf thats a giant ass mutant after all) but maybe after a month or so he would get used to such an extraordinary fellow and treat him as the other crewmates

• I just know Jimmy and Sebastian would havr A HUGE BEEF. They would hate each other's guts. Sometimes they would even get violent but Curly tries to keep them away from each other to not create any conflict.

• Can't say Anya would be scared of him... but she would be REALLY awkward and shy. But also interested! Sometimes she would even ask Sebastian to help her in the medbay just to get to know him better. Sebastian wouldn't hate her. He would just... treat her slightly better than he treats everyone else? I guess

• Sebastian would HATE Daisuke. He's too loud and dumb for him. Daisuke, however, would be HELLA excited.He would ask alot of questions and try to invite Sebastian to help him EVERYWHERE

• Swansea and Sebastian would have a little beef sometimes... but a passive one. Swansea, out of confusion would say something TOO brutally honest that would make Sebastian irritated. But they both equally hate Jimmy!

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p.ai.nter like reader shooting jizzy down with a turret?/j

(THIS IS A JOKE YIU DONT HAVE TO DO IT)

thats canon now

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actually i think "jimmy is an interesting and compelling character and it is okay to like/enjoy him" and "jimmy is a rapist whose actions should not be casually glossed over for the sake of uwu gay boys or whatever" can coexist