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i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it
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“Why would you even ask me that.”
Why is he a nun? Is this his way of telling her he really is a sub?
“I had to be sure! I’d hate to think we have a traitor in our midst.”
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Freddie smiles. “Maybe we go to different churches.”
“Don’t tell me you’re Catholic.”
#orderoftheages#ic#lexi reminds me of this one lady i used to go to church with#who was like full on goth#covered in tattoos and piercings#but she always sung so loudly that you could hear her over the speakers#and she always made sure to greet everyone#especially strangers
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“Jesus is and always will be in my heart. You know me, Lexi … I’m as devout as they come.”
“Funny, I could swear I never see you at church on Sundays.”
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“You didn’t answer my question. I’m flattered, darl’, truly … but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to decline.”
“Please, for the sake of everyone, let Jesus into your heart.”
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“Sometimes I wish you were mute.”
freedomextinct replied to your post “ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”
“Well, that’s where handcuffing yourself to the bed comes in.”
“Like hell I’d ever do that! Is this some kind of weird, roundabout way to get me to sub to you? Hah! Kinky.”
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‘Don’t be so sure.’ Kyle eyes cautiously turn to the tree canopy, their silhouettes going dark against the dying light of the setting sun. ‘We should prob’ly sit somewhere else.’
She doesn’t bother glancing up when Kyle does, assuming this will be some sort of ‘made you look’ scenario. “If you’re worried about bat shit, you can just say so.” She starts to gather her things anyway, figuring that it’s easier to just move than sit through Kyle’s fake paranoia.
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fuck me for making colossus a purple phase i’ll never find pics of her
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November 16, 1669
Alexandra,
It has been a long time since my last letter, and I am sorry I have not been able to write you in that time. I have been learning a lot, but I miss you every day.
I am writing you today because I have great news! After spending the greater part of about fifty years in England, I am finally being allowed to come home. This time, it is to stay. Oliver told me I will be able to leave in the spring once the weather gets warmer. He is worried it will be too cold to sail any sooner even if that does not seem to stop others. He likes to coddle me, which is... rough.
How have you been? How are things back home? Those brief visits are never enough, and I am so excited that I get to be there permanently. Maybe I will not be so sickly anymore. It does not feel real, but I know it will once I am on the boat. I am getting emotional just thinking about it.
I cannot wait to see you all. Hopefully spring comes soon!
Sincerely,
Alvin Appleton
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"This ain’t my first rodeo, ya know. If I was going to run into a drop bear, I would’a by now.”
@freedomextinct wants to go cryptid hunting!
‘No, Lex, listen, I’m telling you–drop bears are real. I know you guys reckon it’s just a joke, but I’m not bullshitting. I swear.’
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i’m just someone’s weird coworker
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friend: are you alright?
me: *finger guns* no!!!
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Sorry I can’t come over my tarot cards said no
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