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Old movies that suck and are awful are great, but new movies that suck and are awful are stupid. Hope this helps
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#unfortunately things that make you uncomfortable aren't always intrinsically wrong#like access to porn#or the scope of human sexuality
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okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually
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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago
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#natural light all day in a climate that doesn't pour lava through the windows#sans that#big blue evil light until evening#then into a mild yellow light for evening#perhaps even a proper orange light glowing after dinner#then pitch black except for at least three (3) nightlights#the full spectrum of human capabilities
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the housing market must be great all the time for mourning doves
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(influenced by advertising in a way no human has ever been before) in a beautiful sort of way, i see sour cream & onion as my roommates
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and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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i hate knowing things. and not knowing things? not a fan of that either
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I'm a Buddhist Inverse Solipsist. I believe that I am the only guy still in samsara, and all of reality is a truman-show-like act by billions of bodhisattvas who are just humoring me.
#polytheistic Episcopalian#god loves us all#except there is no one god#and also none of them love us per se#its fun as long as you don't think about it too much
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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared
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truly never getting over the greatest loss streaming services caused: the disappearance of DVD special features. behind the scenes, bloopers, deleted scenes, commentaries, I will never forget you, I will never stop missing you.
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"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't
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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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