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You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

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Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

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Are you being brainwashed by a complicated woman again?

Can't a man have hobbies!?

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My liege what if you use Colter as your Horse Name? Since you clearly do not use the name for your muppet self. It has the word Colt in it, which is a horse, AND it would allow you to trick people into calling you by your horse name without even knowing it

Good Idea... my Dead Name is now my Horse Name. Ha! Hey Trans Genders, you should try this trick: name your Horse after your Dead Name. Then, if a Trans Phobe tries to Get You with your Dead Name, you simply say "Who is that? That is the name of my Horse you fucking Lame-O!"

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Many of you have been asking if I intend to step up as the next Pope. I wanted to confirm that yes, I will be Throwing My Hat Into The Ring. I have submitted the beginnings of my New Bible to the Vatican: a stage play retelling of the book of Genesis... complete with guest star Vriska Homestuck and Active Audience Participation

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"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

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At The Firm (Tradcath)

Heretics instructing me to monitor spending, but I have a responsibility as a christian man, and that is to become the first daytrading billionaire.

As I was crushing up my piracetam tablets to put in my kratom potion this morning, I remembered just how warm and beautiful god's love truly is. My employer has no idea I'm daytrading right now, and I thank our father so much for protection from my boss.

All I want to say folks is, fuck 'em. Daytrade and sip on that disgusting green drank.

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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

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you should consider starting to mask in indoor public spaces again if you've stopped, especially given recent news re: bird flu. you can ease yourself back into it by starting with grocery trips if you'd like, it's not difficult and you may notice yourself getting sick a lot less often, which is nice! and you also get to get cover for echolalia and make faces at strangers

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decree

[ID:

Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: A quintet grayscale people in grey, hooded robes are standing around a red light source with darkness above them, dramatically lit. They are saying:

"It is clear, fellow Hearers. By fortunate happenstance, the Cavern blesses our donors once more. Praise the Cavern! Praise the rule of Law!"

Panel 2: A news presenter is on TV, with an image of the Hearers emerging from their red cave onto a brown cliff with green grass, speaking down with the blue sky behind them.

Presenter: "Confusion hit the nation today, as the Hearers of the Whispering Caverns issued a new decree that colors… do not exist. While the legal ramifications of this remain uncertain, we are told this is a great victory against chroma ideology, and- the what? oh, uh, um, fuck, uh, well (in italics) get rid of the picture then, we're live, dipfuck-"

Panel 3: A leaf green person is sitting on their couch talking to a lime green person, who is standing against the wall. Next to them, a door frame opens into another room with some appliance in it, and a window showing a blue sky in the distance. The TV is on the right, the picture on the news now greyed out, the presenter looking extremely done with this shit.

Lime: "Yeah so that's what my parent was calling about."

Leaf: "…why"

Lime: "They're convinced I'm obligated to desaturate and start talking to them again."

Leaf: "wow that's. now how anything works."

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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Pope's dead

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I had a vision and I had to put it on paper