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Tw for mentions of R4p3 (A,e), murder, manipulation, child abuse, sexual trauma, cannibalism, possible drug use, hallucinations, and vulgar language. If these make you uncomfy feel free to block this side blog

A shaky sigh escapes the 8 year old sitting on the couch, an old bomb who was obviously missing an arm gently pats him on the head. The child flinches a bit before realizing who it was and leaning into the touch.

"You know, young one. Carol would have loved to meet you. It's a shame to know what happened to her… what your mother did to her as well as your own father." The small, blue haired child shudders at the mention of their mother. Right… that happened.

"You know, you're so quiet. Why is that?" The small boy looks up at the older man. The bomb tilts his head a bit confused.

"Does it have something to do with… that day?" A nod comes from the smaller. "If you don't mind… what exactly happened?" The boy shudders slightly.

"w-well y-you're aware that m-mommy's leftovers were just… daddy's remains…" A nod, soft encouragement for the child to take their time. "S-some of the n-neighbors w-weren't exactly t-too nice a-and one l-lady… sh-she t-touched me i-in a really b-bad way. I-I didn't l-like it b-but I c-couldn't s-say a-anything about it." A sob escapes the small child, the bomb furrowing his brows, gently holding him closer.

"I see…. there there. It's alright… it's alright. She won't touch you again…" A slightly annoyed huff escapes the older and the blue haired boy flinches, in fear thinking he angered the other. Whitty simply pats the child again in reassurance.

"The police are aware of your mother's little… stunt, don't worry. I'll tell them about the other lady too. What floor is she on?"

"f-floor 6…"

"Ah… It's alright… it's alright…"

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Whitty spinned the gun around on his finger, looking at the wanted poster in his hand. "Huh, this sure is interestin'. One Gabriel Updike. Unique lookin' fella. Shouldn't be too hard to track down." He stood up, pushing himself off of the fallen tree. "I still have a few bounties on the go, but I'll be able to bring him in pretty easily." He began to walk off, eyes glowing faintly. "Dead or alive."

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Your promo does a good job of making this sound interestingly wacky /pos

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Thank :] I've been meaning to come back to this blog a-

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Whitty gives a small, smug grin as he stares at the fire. Breathing out with a content sigh. Screams of people rang out in his non existent ears. He heaves a soft sigh, standing up from his spot. Should get going. The Greater Good would be on his ass to ruin his fun soon, and he didn't really feel in the mood to confront that Updike guy. Annoyance settles on his expression at the thought, shrugging after a moment, skipping away from the crime scene casually. Boo hoo if someone died. Not like he cared anyway. He was the monster after all, and he was embracing every second of it.

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Tabi stares rather blankly at the wall of the somewhat abandoned apartment. He had given up planning on how to get rid of Girlfriend for the day, instead just lounging around and letting Whitty do his thing. A sound of soft, muffled feet hitting the floor caused him to sit up. Looking over to see Whitty who had dropped through the hole in the ceiling.... they should patch that up really soon. Tabi shakes their head, skull giving off a grin.. to the best of his abilities at least. Whitty waves with a grin, plopping down on the couch... and on top of Tabi.

"ACK- GET OFF ME YOU BITCH YOU'RE HEAVY!"

Laughter escapes the bomb head, who does get off after a moment. Unapologetic smile on his face as Tabi smacks him, huffing.

"Fuck you."

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Updike stares blankly at the now burned down apartment complex. Another fire. These were happening so much more frequently. It was getting more and more tiresome. What was he supposed to do to get these to stop? A small rat skitters over to him, along with a small puppy.

"Sir we found these in what was left of the fire. Their owners were nowhere to be found... since we're still identifying bodies."

Updike furrows his brows. Picking up both animals.

"... I'll hold onto them... do they have names?"

"The dog had the name tag with 'cookie' on it. Not sure about the rat sir." Updike muses softly to himself.

"Alright. Thanks you." The employee walks off, a sigh escapes the cloud. Patting both animals softly.

"I think I'll name you, Snickers." The rat just nuzzles into his hand, a giggle escaping the cloud. He'd catch that bomb...

And finally put him out.

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Anyway impulse AU go brrr-

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"Oh uh- you made it this far… great!" The ghost chuckles awkwardly, Pico tilting his head to the side with annoyance. What was that supposed to mean. "Uh you still got a long way to go! Good luck!" Man Pico hated that ghost. Just… annoying. He sighs softly, walking to the next door. Closing it and freezing- FUCK WHAT IS THAT THING??? It looks like a snake! BUT MASSIVE "FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS NO NO NO-" Running- we're running. He is so tired of this

He shouldn't have come to this goddamn mansion like club in the first place.

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"So yer tellin me we all just got wiped offa da face of da earth. 'N now we're all stuck togetha in one place till futher notice?"

A nod.

"Unfortunately yes. At least that's what K explained."

"WHO DA HELL EVEN IS DIS K PERSON???"

Draco covers his non-existent ears in annoyance as Boss rubs his face. M.i.k.u piping up from her computer.

"K is our god. Regardless. Hiiii everyone out there! Please send asks- we are alive again."

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So Tumblr decided to absolutely terminate my other account which had... all my other blogs on it-

Like Spiteful Bomb-

So we're moving here til further notice.

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"Aaaaand there! We're back online! HELL YEAH!" Spite laughs a bit nervously, tiredness on the bomb's features as he waves awkwardly. The camera pans around the area, everyone else waving. Some far more tired than others.

"Hey. Send us some asks? We really wanna talk to y'all again."

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She goes :(

“Sfsgdh man. Damn didn’t know you felt that way.”

For context she dyes her hair black it’s naturally a ginger shade. Though evidently the dye is fading.

“Y’know…”

“I really hate gingers.”

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"Heh I guess it was nice to meet you too. Have a good day!"

Off she goes

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Hazel tilts her head to the side slightly. Oh jeez this guy was tall... frankly the angel should be used to this. After all demons and angels were pretty fucking tall to begin with, weren't they? Shaking her head she awkwardly coughs into her sleeve, man in wandering to get away from the dumbasses chasing a c h e e s e block she got herself lost.

"Uh. Hi? Heh s-sorry if I'm bothering you but I uh- may have gotten lost... um do you know what side of town I'm in?"

“Huh?”

Turning around to face the girl, he gave a small hum, listening to her question. “Uhhh pretty sure we are on the northwest side of the city. Why?”

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Reblog if ya want one of the dumbasses on crack in your inbox. /lh /hj

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Huh. That actually didn't sound like that too bad of an idea really. Most she ever did was tie them all to baby leashes on different ends of the room, a small smle curves upwards.

"Ya know that sounds like that'll work... thanks I think I'll try that. Also jeez- that's a lot of siblings."

She didn't have a b i o family really... but honestly with how her friends acted it felt like a large wacky family.. so maybe she did relate..

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Hazel tilts her head to the side slightly. Oh jeez this guy was tall... frankly the angel should be used to this. After all demons and angels were pretty fucking tall to begin with, weren't they? Shaking her head she awkwardly coughs into her sleeve, man in wandering to get away from the dumbasses chasing a c h e e s e block she got herself lost.

"Uh. Hi? Heh s-sorry if I'm bothering you but I uh- may have gotten lost... um do you know what side of town I'm in?"

“Huh?”

Turning around to face the girl, he gave a small hum, listening to her question. “Uhhh pretty sure we are on the northwest side of the city. Why?”

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"Anon gave them a block of cheese and said only one can have it. They're very competitive so uh... yeah anything I've tried hasn't stopped the ones with god like stamina. I think 2 finally stopped but like that's it. Everyone else is just being their wacky tacky hard to handle selves."

She shrugs. That's her norm after all.

(NSDFJN I forgot this main is an rp blog I- mind if I just-)

Hazel tilts her head to the side slightly. Oh jeez this guy was tall... frankly the angel should be used to this. After all demons and angels were pretty fucking tall to begin with, weren't they? Shaking her head she awkwardly coughs into her sleeve, man in wandering to get away from the dumbasses chasing a c h e e s e block she got herself lost.

"Uh. Hi? Heh s-sorry if I'm bothering you but I uh- may have gotten lost... um do you know what side of town I'm in?"

“Huh?”

Turning around to face the girl, he gave a small hum, listening to her question. “Uhhh pretty sure we are on the northwest side of the city. Why?”

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"A- Ok so uh- back home my... I guess friends.... They uh- are a bit unhinged? In a sense?? An anon gave them a block of cheese and it's been driving me and Virus up the wall since they're fighting over it... constantly."

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Hazel tilts her head to the side slightly. Oh jeez this guy was tall... frankly the angel should be used to this. After all demons and angels were pretty fucking tall to begin with, weren't they? Shaking her head she awkwardly coughs into her sleeve, man in wandering to get away from the dumbasses chasing a c h e e s e block she got herself lost.

"Uh. Hi? Heh s-sorry if I'm bothering you but I uh- may have gotten lost... um do you know what side of town I'm in?"

“Huh?”

Turning around to face the girl, he gave a small hum, listening to her question. “Uhhh pretty sure we are on the northwest side of the city. Why?”

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M a n.

She awkwardly rubs her face, trying not to let out a nervous laugh. Maybe she should have asked Virus to come... but then again he's the only other with a brain there.

"Ah. Again thank you. This is what I get for letting them have a block of cheese I guess..."

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Hazel tilts her head to the side slightly. Oh jeez this guy was tall... frankly the angel should be used to this. After all demons and angels were pretty fucking tall to begin with, weren't they? Shaking her head she awkwardly coughs into her sleeve, man in wandering to get away from the dumbasses chasing a c h e e s e block she got herself lost.

"Uh. Hi? Heh s-sorry if I'm bothering you but I uh- may have gotten lost... um do you know what side of town I'm in?"

“Huh?”

Turning around to face the girl, he gave a small hum, listening to her question. “Uhhh pretty sure we are on the northwest side of the city. Why?”

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Ah. So she WAS lost. Dammit. Hazel rubs her face with a sigh.

"Thank you- uh I'm just a lil turned around. Kinda went on a walk to clear my head. And well... this happened"

It's not everyday you walk away to get some air and walk all the way to the other side of town...

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Hazel tilts her head to the side slightly. Oh jeez this guy was tall... frankly the angel should be used to this. After all demons and angels were pretty fucking tall to begin with, weren't they? Shaking her head she awkwardly coughs into her sleeve, man in wandering to get away from the dumbasses chasing a c h e e s e block she got herself lost.

"Uh. Hi? Heh s-sorry if I'm bothering you but I uh- may have gotten lost... um do you know what side of town I'm in?"

“Huh?”

Turning around to face the girl, he gave a small hum, listening to her question. “Uhhh pretty sure we are on the northwest side of the city. Why?”