friedflyguy

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

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jesus f christ i'm on fire this week

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

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Direct continuation for this page.

Hyve with a Y recruits Wyll with a Y. (Can't believe it took me 2 years to realize this)

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

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Wyll and Gale always reminded me of Disney princes. So I tried to mimic that style of old Disney cartoons. Now that's Wyll's turn!

Gale in this style here

I also liked someones reply about Astarion as a Disney villian.......... WHO KNOWS maybe I'll do him too

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really good interaction

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Ok but I’m surprised by how many people in the reblogs of this think having mealworms as pets is insane. It’s definitely very strange, but I had two as childhood pets

how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

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Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

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as relevant as it is that wyll (who needs to be needed) is the one least likely to get impatient or walk away when astarion's recovery isnt linear, its also worth noting that astarion (who also needs to be needed, not pitied and treated like porcelain) is most uniquely suited to fixing wyll imo. like, he'd try to fix any origin in a romance, but when you look at his skillset and compare it to the problems others have.... astarion is perfectly wyll-fixing shaped

wyll pretends hes 100% trauma-free? astarion is a rogue, hes built to sniff out deception. wyll always puts his needs last? not with astarion around. he wants to steal the moon from the sky for someone, but hes awkward with grand gestures (they ruin the aloof facade). the opportunity to "he said no pickles" for a lover would be ideal for him. wyll feels bad about looking like a devil (not a tiefling, thats not what hes upset about)? astarion doesnt have to pretend he likes it, he means it. wylls "memory of a memory" shit? astarion knows a thing or two about trauma-based dissociation. theyll walk that road to recovery hand in hand

even just, like, how well their endings line up as well. wyll keeps his contract? astarion was a magistrate. wyll becomes the grand duke? astarion is the only other origin who knows his way around the gate's nobility. he'd love to say everything wyll cant. wyll goes to avernus? no sun there! count astarion in. wyll stays an adventurer (post-avernus or no-avernus)? thats astarions spawn ending. all of these endings rely upon astarion staying a spawn, but lets be real, AA isnt helping anyone anyway

let astarion fix wyll, too. they both need it