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Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon
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Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth
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last night my brother asked me if I ever get two completely unrelated songs stuck in my head together and then several hours later sends me this
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idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic
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#i do like Riz a lot#but I love mister 'pure of heart dumb of ass' Big Barry Syx#his fart smells awesome and we love him for that
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NUTS AND BOLTS! ANDROIDS ON STEROIDS!
someone asked to draw sid and barry like this and
the opportunity was just too good to ignore, look at them
@imstacks i think im referring to your post. i just couldnt get it out of my mind
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“i’m literally neurodivergent and a minor”ing a fucking dragon is a power move, i will not lie😭
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So Kung-fu Panda?
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
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