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We looked inside some of the posts by friendoutofcontext and here's what we found interesting.
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“Your car’s been dead for a while, man. You’ve just been driving it. You’ve been zombie riding the whip.”
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Me: “Your arm bends, I know it does!” “You can’t bend STEEL!” He looks upset for a second as he realizes his mistake “Yes you can, it’s one of its properties.”
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We used a Taekwondo belt to tie a piñata to a shinai so we could hit it
“It’s three cultures coming together to give you a good experience.”
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Presenting Punch Blockz
“Is the sound on?” The speakers immediately start playing earsplitting punch sounds “Yup!”
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He likes DMX
“The next big dog I get, I”m gonna teach him that whenever I say ‘Whaaat!’ he goes ‘Rrrrrrrr.’”
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One of the many ways he has found to change the subject whenever we get back on the topic of Wonder Woman:
“I walked to the dairy store and got some smoked cheddar cheese today... It’s actually really good.”
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They’re creating a YA novel series called Mechromancer
Susan: “No the world doesn’t end in four. That’s when they discover the other world.” I get up and leave “No come back, this is gold!”
For reference, they later decided introducing the other world in the third book would be better
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“Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. I tried to do Sandstorm but quickly gave up cuz I realized I couldn’t.”
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“As a person who has run down a line of urinals to get them all to go at once, it never looks as cool as you think it will.”
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“I would never make it as an ass model, mainly because I don’t shave my ass.”
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“During the Cold War we kept building bigger and better ballet shoes. Mutually assured dancing.”
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Reading a fortune cookie
“‘Good ideas will spring forth naturally from your mind in the coming week’.” Throws paper onto table “Psh! That happens every week.”
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“Maybe I wanna be shapely for the ladies. Maybe I wanna find a lady that can appreciate a badonk.”
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Me: “What do you call that stairs-climbing technique?” “Over-exaggerate the movements of your arms and legs... O T M O Y A A L... Oatmeal.”
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“I’m not about to put conditioner in my beard cuz I’m not a ninny.”
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Me: “I think you should go to bed.” “Nah man, shower time. Gotta get wet!” I cringe and he laughs because he always says stuff like that on purpose
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“I have complete control of where I’m pissing at all times. It’s every man’s superpower.”
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