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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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back in my omega aegon era

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your payment method of 3 small buttons and an apple seed has been accepted

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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TOM GLYNN-CARNEY as AEGON II TARGARYEN 2.4 "The Red Dragon & The Gold"

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i don’t know who needs to hear this but you do not need to wear makeup

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Why was this written in such a trumplike cadence…. I keep reading it over and over in his voice

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the lack of han/lando fics… we truly live in a society.

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This is our land. It’s Bracken land.

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

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"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.

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The world marches ever closer to its end, and here we chase shadows.

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co-parenting is hard

(it’s okay Luke, you’ll crack a normal conversation out of him someday)

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