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one of my favourite things about Scotland is how often normal everyday folks actually blame the right people when things are shit

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Ive already made this post 3 times but the cutest thing ever is adding mutuals on instagram and seeing how normal everyone is

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people on tumblr can have my instagram but people on instagram cannot have my tumblr

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out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random

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up at 3am googling how do i break out of a repetitive cycle that both comforts and harms me

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The Jungle Book - art by Joseph Michael Gleeson (1906)

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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oh shit my leitmotif is on here hold my drink

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this image came to me in a dream

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

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ok turning orc city into collective writing by memefication is actually the funniest ironic punishment you can do to a writer tbh. Our city now.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.