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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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amazing news for the bisexual community

"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please

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Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.
Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.
Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.
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i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.
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quarters are insane. 4 of them is one real money? what the hell
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oh your most controversial opinion is that pineapple goes on pizza? should we tell michael scott from the office? maybe joey from friends?
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i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real
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when a character is transforming into a terrifying monster and you can hear their voice becoming more growly and inhuman 👌👌👌👍👍💯💯
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reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again



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