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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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anyway. onto better things

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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Today I got to play the part of unfathomable Eldritch monstrosity as I encountered a simple creature (a toad) lost in a dimension unknown to it (my workplace changing room), a hellish unliveable where the very air boiled (there was a floor heater on) and then screeching unholy high-pitched noise sounded ("oh, who's this, ohh no, how did you get on here, poor buddy! Oh no, let's get you out of here") before an incomprehensibly vast appendage surrounded an invisible forcefield descended upon it (my hand wrapped in a plastic bag) and somehow deposited the poor lost soul back in its home dimension (the forest just outside).

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Everyone, for the last ten years: SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT - GO PAPERLESS

Every single legal/professional process ever: Screenshots aren't good enough. You need to take pictures or scans of documents you have received in the mail.

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Up to how many words would you call a fic a oneshot?

⁠500

⁠1000

⁠3000

⁠5000

⁠10000

⁠20000

⁠it has nothing to do with word count, if it has only one chapter, it's a oneshot

⁠other definition

⁠secret 9th option

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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The funniest part of the “ummmm actually ☝️🤓 birth control can be REALLY bad for you” responses on my ‘hey I think the current health fad demonization of hormonal birth control is right wing propaganda’ post is that I can’t take hormonal birth control. It reacts badly with my body’s chemistry. But I am wise enough to understand that it is a lifesaving medication for many people and encouraging people to get off birth control if it is working for them with no adverse reactions is bad. Birth control is bad for me and it can have terrible side effects but the potential of pregnancy and periods are worse for many people.

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem