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i am going to start a collection
if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me
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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew
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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
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sorry i didn't text back i've been having a bad day since i was like 12 years old
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none of my interests are valid. yes i would die for them. thanks for your understanding!
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EA app you are the bane of my existence
#PLEASE i just wanna play the sims#i hate you i hate you i hate you#it’s like trying to please a fussy infant#do you want your cache cleared? do you need to be repaired? do i need to restart my computer? TALK TO ME
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the hermits are already predisposed towards crime and they always have been. however, they struggle due to the lack of law structures in which to commit their crimes; if nothing is illegal, what is a crime? season 10 has given them new laws, and with that, new crimes. this is enrichment for them. they are printing counterfeit diamonds and committing mail fraud and threatening to sue over breach of contract. these are signs of a healthy and thriving hermit population
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i need one million dollars and unlimited access to clothes that fit me perfectly
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maybe i don’t hate myself and all my interests
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there’s too much content out there to consume and i’m just a girl (kinda)
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getting my phd solely because dr is a gender neutral prefix
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“this is just like pt” -me, about literally everything
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BAGHERA CELLBIT AND ROIER ARE BACK IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL
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