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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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The Fujoshi hypnotist has a suggestion for ending the "Male Loneliness Epidemic"

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why dknt we let the girl who sucks and is bad at everything have a try

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White-edged tree frog (Boana albomarginata)

A white-edged tree frog (Boana albomarginata). Researchers discovered that frogs have maintained a surprising diversity of nonvisual, light-sensing proteins over evolutionary time which play a role in a variety of biological functions.

Credit: John L. Boyette/Penn State

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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING

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how life starts to feel when you fail and for the first time in your life you think ‘whatever, I’ll try again’

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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

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tap in yall...

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sunday nights are when the killing yourself veil is the thinnest

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very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

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i'm such an apologyhead...like i'm really sorry btw

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together