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Louis... mon cher... Je sais that la petite mademoiselle Claudia means a lot to you, je veux what's best for her too. Mais, pour être honnête, Je ne think pas she's as happy with us in our home as she would be otherwise. Fortunately, I have found a group of mentors seemingly adequate to her needs. These cinq garçons, musiciens majestueux, one has your namesake, Louis, offer une grand récompense monétaire pour l'adoption d'une fille, and ous can see her when they're on toure. Elles cinq sont called... Une Directioneaux???

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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What do you believe in now?

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There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isn’t forbidden because it’s inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - it’s just forbidden because it’s annoying as heck to fight against.

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listen i’m friends with guys like whitaker. they know that their sad little eyes and wet napkin demeanor is attractive to girls. it’s a horrible and world crushing realization to be friends with a man who you think is rizzless and turns out the whole time he knew his goofy little shticks were charming.

all this to say that i want trinity and dennis to go out to a bar one night. trinity is like internally prepping herself to play wingman because dennis is just so weird he probably wouldn’t realize he’s supposed to be flirting with girls. a few hours in and he’s looped himself into a group of girls who keep giggling at how cute he is a cooing at his stupid stories. trinity still thinks he might just be his usual kind self and not realizing that all these girls wanna go home with him

til he looks over at her, throws an arm around a girl’s shoulder and fucking winks.

dennis has to walk home that night.

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This is killing me

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I feel very normal about all things Thunderbolts* and Bob (i’m feral).

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FILMS in 2025: 07 | Flow Straume (2024) — dir. Gints Zilbalodis     

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I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

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please those two guys kissing as soon as the camera panned on them during the habemus papam celebration...

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he is so pigeon core no i will not elaborate

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Yelena Belova (BELOVED) ⚡️⚡️

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