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Front-Facing Pokémon
every pokémon, in natdex order, from the least flattering angle possible! see pinned post for FAQ
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#yes‚ that's the TOP of its head. get your mind outta the gutter#magnemite#also a bonus traditional front-facing angle under the cut#bald#the true fans remember meatnemite. anybody remember meatnemite??
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#slowbro#yeah that is just a picture of the dude that grabbed onto its tail#muncher#by the most literal sense of the word#and a bonus sniffer under the cut#what the hell is that on their tail again?? i vaguely remember reading that it's a shellder but shellder is. purple#i guess it is one?? that's not a shellder. but okay
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#bonus one i liked under the cut#muncher#noooo homer simpson don't eat the exploration team brownie#type image#slowpoke is one of those bitches that i used to think was a water-type for some reason#i. i'm trying to look it up to see if it actually is a water type and my pokédex is failing me hold on#okay i opened bulbapedia let's see#AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#rapidash#sniffer#muncher#<- bonus under the cut#another tie on this one. and once again the fire rendering#bigger fire horse. already thought ponyta was kinda boring and this one is definitely no exception i think#galarian rapidash i also like less than galarian ponyta because it's less cute. too regal#i'm not a horse girl‚ if you can't tell
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#ponyta#sniffer#more traditional front-facing angle under the cut because. i specifically used the psmd model to get the flames to render#and in the top one you can't even. see them#an okay pokémon that got a very good galarian form imo. this one looks a bit too much like a Realistic Horse With Fire On It#whereas galarian ponyta is like. more cartoony. which i like
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#golem#bonus traditional front-facing angle under the cut#muncher#this pokémon is. already pretty ugly. and i don't think this particular model is doing it any favors but#damn. why does it exist. also trade evo BOOOO. BOOOOOO TRADE EVOLUTION WE HATE YOU#game freak remove trade evos challenge. fix them like you did in legends arceus. it worked so well
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#no idea what this one on top is. did i ever make a tag for#looming#?? or loomer or something. i dunno but i think i wanna make a Looming tag for ones that are. looming. like this#also a bonus muncher under the cut
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#geodude#no talk geodude. they angy#bald#bonus sniffer under the cut#yeah this really is just a rock with arms and also a face. it sure fucking is. we used to accept this for rock-types??#we have fucking lycanroc now. the BEST rock-type. and we used to accept THIS?
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#extremely unfortunate animal‚ this one. bonus sniffer under the cut but i don't even know what to classify this top one as#muncher#??? maybe#tentacruel#truly just the least animal of all time. though i guess it did water/poison before anybody else??
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#tentacool#i have been told that‚ unfortunately‚ this particular angle looks like megamind#i was making some comment about “hehe looks like an evil cartoon mad scientist” but i#i think we all know in our hearts#bald
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#honestly some bonus angles under the cut just so you can even comprehend what this thing is#victreebell#i always think. i could totally do one of those “name the pokémon you see for like 30 seconds or whatever” quizzes#i would be so good at them. but then something like THIS comes along and i know this would fuck me up#and i know it would be embarrassing because this is gen ONE. the FIRST generation of pokémon#and yet. it's this. it's forgettable. it's nothing#why is it like this. i don't know. because the design is. whatever the hell THIS IS WHAT DO I SAY#I DON'T LIKE GEN ONE#aside from like. a select few designs like vulpix and growlithe#but those guys are just FIRE ANIMALS
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#weepinbell#yeah i don't know what this thing is either. it loses its legs for this? i guess it's a#muncher#? who knows. whatever it is this is definitely a pokémon i forget about. not quite as much as its evolution‚ but certainly still#forgettable imo
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#bonus under the cut for an image that i accidentally attached to a work email#bellsprout#muncher#whatever you do do NOT google this thing's natdex number. it's so fucking scary#i think i made that same joke on the original bellsprout post too. damnit. i need new material
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#bonus under the cut that i liked a lot#machamp#sniffer#muncher#don't even ask me what's happening with this guy's mouth now because i have noooooo idea#it's almost like they Wanted to make some pokémon that were large burly men but someone said#no we can't just make large burly men. we have to make them animals somehow#and so they ended up with this abomination. i really do not care for the machop line if you can't tell#tempted to say the timburr line is better just because of gti but hey at least they had a gimmick beyond#um. this
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#sniffer#everyone really seems to like these up-close sniffers#machoke#ACTUALLY JUST COMPLETELY ACCIDENTALLY TYPED “MACHONKE” INSTEAD OF MACHOKE#WHAT YEAR IS IT. WHERE AM I. IS IT 2018? HELLO? GOOD NIGHT
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#muncher#bald#← under the cut as a bonus to show off the weird mohawk spikes they've got on their head#why was THIS a starter in rescue team. they already mentioned lucario in the game‚ just put riolu in… smh…#machop
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#alakazam#sniler#sniffer#something something busted in competitive something something defined the psychic type something something#basically the reason the dark-type was created? idk gen 1 competitive was a fucking scene of all time#but as far as i'm aware‚ this thing Kept Being Good
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