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As someone who works in a store and has been tasked by my manager to start setting up Christmas stuff-

THANK YOU

why are people already starting to celebrate christmas? it isn’t even halloween yet. let me have spooky season in peace without rushing it before you force me to let go of halloween to be joyous because it’s christmas again.

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Aboriginal Australian mythology has something called "The Dreamtime" when the world was more fluid before solid rules were set by which all things had to live.

I'd do more research on it first so you don't disrespect their culture accidentally (a mistake I've made and hope I never repeat 😬), but maybe something similar is true? And the universe is returning to a dreamtime? Like a cycle of dreamtime and wake-time spinning forever through eons?

I need to rope people into rewriting and expanding on my ttrpg’s setting’s lore… I am too burnt out to flesh it out… sadness

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Mine was a paladin named Abraham Abdul who was, like, just a dad. He told bad jokes, he was balding, dad bod, pictures of his kids in his wallet, called the rest of the party "champ" and "sport," he was the only healthy character in s party of orphan man children. His goal was to be their father figure. He tricked the party once by telling them he had an important quest and it was a secret fishing trip.

Goodbye Paladad, you were too good for this world.

does anyone else have that one ttrpg character whose campaign never got finished bc the group disbanded/moved on before it could? bc i still regularly rotate my first Masks character that i made in jan 2020 purely bc i was so, so intent on finding the rest of her story out that i just Made It Myself (she has had multiple crossovers in my head with various franchises i hyperfixated on over the last 5 years as a result of this)

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fuck ur zodiac sign i wanna know who’s ur husband/wife in stardew valley

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I swear you are the most whimsical person on tumblr teach me your ways

aww thank you!!

all you need is to show everyone kindness and respect and to have an appreciation for nature, doing even the littlest things like picking up that piece of plastic from the ground and throwing it away into the nearest garbage can or recycling it if you could use it for something. also being kind to all the little critters in nature. having compassion for even the smallest insects! if you do all of those things, then everything else will fall into place. :)

🍄‍🟫🍂🦊

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Heartmachine can pry "the blu being biological supersoldiers created for the war who must now find new meaning in a world without it" out of my cold, dead, hands!

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This captures something I don't think I'll ever be able to put in to words.

Oh how I love shaun tan.

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*places a mushroom in ur hands*

what kind? I dunno eat it and find out

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J. J. Jameson, editor in chief of The Daily Bugle.

im tired of people making fictional characters they dont like randomly homo/transphobic it's always way funnier when character who suck are inexplicably allies

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watch out, I heard a sloth is looking for the last dandelion, he said it is the last one of the season

Oh no! No no no! I ain't no salad! If that undergrown mange-stained shag carpet gets anywhere near me, I will skin him live!!!

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Arming Sword, imho. It's practical, aesthetically pleasing, and very deadly.

The ranking of most to least sexy weapons, btw, is as follows

1-cutting weapons

2-bludgeoning weapons

3-bows and crossbows

4-bare fists in wraps

5-anything else

6-guns

lesbians (and everyone else) what's the hottest weapon for someone to have, in my opinion it's a massive hammer but I can be convinced otherwise if you present a good argument

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We are all different people all through our lives, and that's ok.

That's good.

You've got to keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be.

Part of me… will always miss the me’s I’ve been before. The versions of me I’ve lost. The things I’ve loved that I’ve lost.

But I love the me I am. More than the me’s before ever did.

So… maybe it’s okay. To let things go. To let the past go. Let regrets go. Let… people… go.

To move on.

Cause I’m not a ghost haunting my own life.

I’m me.

And last I checked a beating heart means I’ve got a lot more life left lol.

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A platibag?

*puts lil hat on him*

PERRY THE PLATIBAG!!!

Perry the Platypus itabag

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I'm a troll, apparently

hmmm….

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About the YouTube AI age verification thing in the US:

Here is a link for another post detailing a boycott plan on the 13th of August. And if you think that it's not gonna be that bad...

IT WILL AFFECT YOU, TOO.

If you watch:

Gameplays and gaming-related videos, for example Minecraft, Undertale/Deltarune, The Sims 4, GTA/Minecraft roleplaying videos, mod videos (even if the mod is 18+), Genshin Impact and other gachas, horror games no matter the rating

Unboxing of Pokémon/Magic The Gathering/any other type of playing cards

Table Top Games, including watching TTRPG campaigns

Slime tutorials, probably (yeah, both kinds)

Essays/Commentary/Theories about IP for children, like cartoons/anime - Gravity Falls, Winx Club, Monster High, Pokémon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, My Little Pony, Miraculous Ladybug, Spongebob Squarepants, and the like

Anything about Doll Customizing, including ball-jointed dolls, Blythe dolls, OOAK projects, and anything similar

Cosplay videos, probably

Videos about collectibles like Labubu, Funko Pop, plushies, and similar

Videos and YT podcasts about Anime, like Trash Taste and Mother's Basement

VTubing, most likely, given the nature of animated avatars

And maybe, Draw With Me/Art tutorials of all kinds

There is a chance that the AI will target your account, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT FROM THE USA, and flag it as an underage account because of your watching habits. Therefore, requiring you to provide your identification or photo to YouTube in order to continue using their services normally and not have your account deleted.

And here is the kicker: IF YOU DON'T and continue to use the service disregarding your account's newly found underage classification, THEY WILL CONTROL WHAT YOU CAN WATCH EVEN MORE. They are banking on you being too tired to fight this, and just accepting it as the new normal.

This is a blatant ploy to monitor the people and gather massive amounts of data to sell to governments, plural. If it works without too much of a hiccup in the US (and in the UK as well, since over there it's affecting every online service), other countries will follow suit.

If you are in the US, you have to fight this.

They've already come for Steam and Itch as a way of controlling self-expression and speech. This is yet another tool of censorship. And it WILL affect all of us, globally, eventually, because the internet serves a lot more people than the US and the UK, and the rules are applied mostly equally.

Share the boycott plan. Tell your friends and family about it. It will affect them, too.

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Don't trust?

They invented FTL, they're the entire reason the Galactic Alliance exists!

It was space gnomes who discovered the fifth element was spacetime and bound spacetime elementals to their engines to bend it!

It was space gnomes who then jumped halfway across the galaxy in the blink of an eye, something no one had ever done before!

It was space gnomes, who accidentally interrupted the thousand generations conflict between space dwarves and space elves, ending their sleepership wars!

The three of them drafted The Constitution Galactic. THE CONSTITUTION GALACTIC, WOMAN! You wouldn't be enjoying this age of untold peace and exploration if it weren't for the space gnomes!

Give them some darn respect!

Space gnomes… don’t trust space gnomes.

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They let me hit cuz I got that home improvement store employee discount.