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From the Mob Menagerie: Chicken, Armadillo and Rabbit posts by Duncan Geere
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minecraft youtuber who starts ugly sobbing every time they have to betray their teammate in vc to the point where the other people in vc have to pause and genuinely ask if they’re okay and they sniffle out a yea before brutally killing everyone with a cubicmetre claymore
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So a lot of new shit dropped in the latest Minecraft update but obviously I only care about the pigs. Let's discuss breeds!

Starting off with the original pig just because— this little guy's probably a Landrace pig!

They're some of the most standard domestic pigs out there along with Yorkshires, but Yorkshires have perkier ears. Landrace pig ears lay flat much more similarly to our Minecraft pigs!

Next we have the warm pigs. These babies are probably Durocs!

Look how red and beautiful they are! There aren't many common red pigs, so it was really between these guys and Tamworths. Tamworths are an Irish breed, so they don't come from a particularly hot climate. Durocs however originated from Africa from what I researched!

And finally we have the cold pigs. These guys are most definitely Mangalicas!
These guys are like. One of the most prominent breeds with thick creamy hair to keep them warm. They're also Hungarian! They're also my favorite pig breed!!!!!
Hope you learned something new about pigs ^ - ^
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Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.
Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.
You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.
Something is terribly wrong.
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in other news, my friends got mad at me and said that I was melting the whole server with my chicken farm, but it's not my fault they're filthy casuals
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Chat they made Minecraft into a silly goofy cringe movie even through Minecraft is actually about life and earth and the universe and tearing meaning out of the ground and molding it with your hands into something that you can be proud of. They made the pink sheep look ugly and funny for a cheap laugh when it should’ve been a beautiful moment where you, age eleven, come across this rarity, this beautiful anomaly and you hold its face in your hands and stare into its chocolate brown eyes and you realize what the whole world is about. Chat they made it into a joke
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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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Here's what I spent my morning doing... like, a good five hours... It's finnnneeee
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offered to let Minecraft Steve couch surf and this motherfucker is strip mining redstone in my pantry
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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
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minecraft “i can’t remember where i put anything” asmr
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