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Sometimes I go ham while writing smut and there’s a little voice in my head that’s like:
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Help please!!!
Does anybody know how to recover an old account because I can’t recover it and I’m trying ever email on earth to try and log back in but it’s not work and I’m tried getting a new account, aka this one to try and send a message to my other account but it’s not working and I’m very sad. Is there anyway you guys know how to help please. My old account
frostbites-johnlockotp
Please help
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brain: don’t forget to feel terrible
me: oh yeah thanks
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My Beautiful Obsession: movie night
So does anyone else do this: even though I have most of Benedict’s movies/series on dvd, I get super excited when I see one of them is scheduled to air on television. I squee out loud at each and every commercial. And I make damn sure that I am home, parked on the living room sofa so I can watch it all unfold, even though I’ve seen it dozens and dozens of times. What is this extra thrill that I get seeing him on commercial television? Am I particularly odd, or does anyone else out there in the Cumberfandom do the same?
Tonight it’s Star Trek: Into Darkness, and I’ve actually set my phone alarm to make sure that if I’m out of the house doing stuff, I’ve got a half hour to get my behind home for my “movie date”. And I love how the commercials on TNT start with a closeup of The Sexy Beast saying “My name is…” (and Spock finishes that sentence, shouting “Khaaaaaaaaaan!”)–like Khanbatch is the big selling point of the film.
OH
WAIT…
HE
IS
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me: oh no, i’m dying… i feel so sick and weak
(eats food and drinks water)
oh, i’m fine… and i have powers now
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michael: i didn’t get any sleep last night
christine: when you can’t sleep it means someone is thinking about you!
michael: who the hell would be thinking about me at 3 am?
jeremy: [gay panic]
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‘Does your character live with their best friend?’
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The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:
The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:
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I'm on my way!
welcome my friends. you are all invited
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ii viewing party summarized:
dan: i’ve been watching phil since 2008 <3 he is so witty and funny
phil: rat boy lol
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