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YIPPEE!

Yess ^^

Hello! My name is Kayda and I like the silly car men! ✩° James May is pookie James May is life °✩

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Main account is @cons4eva1 but don't bother looking at it because it's just my spam blog. This is my main blog in my heart.

Enjoy :3

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Pookie

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Me and my Top Gear Tumblr mutuals hiding from the Reddit and Discord parts of the fandom

you don't have to accept an entire fandom to enjoy it. fandom can be your 3 friends and a corn chip and honestly that's gonna make you much happier in the long run.

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Fizzing Penis

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It's very difficult to pull off double* denim. As you can see here, Jeremy hasn't.

*triple denim, as it has been pointed out. Even worse.

Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear Magazine, 2003.

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Oh, god, even more images of a young James sporting tragic hair

(he's still cute tho)

"A youthful James May collects his award for Renault UK/Guild of Motoring Writers Journalist of the Year 2000" (x)

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YOU GET IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Official James May simp post (not sorry) (I mean have you SEEN him.)

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I wish i was there

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HE'S SO CUTEEEEEEE

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2012 Singapore Grand Prix with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Porter.

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Meaning he still can't get that dog he'd planned to adopt in 2022. Because then The Grand Tour would be over. And he wouldn't be travelling so much.

And then Covid happened. And The Grand Tour wasn't over.

And now The Grand Tour is over. But he's still travelling. So much.

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RICHARD FUCKING PORTER JUST GOT ON MY BUS AS I WAS GETTING OFF OF IT AND I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY HI.

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The Sunday Times: Hey, Jeremy, can you talk about the Alfra Romeo Giulia Intensa?

Jeremy Clarkson: Of course, let me tell you a story about James May....

The Clarkson review: Alfa Romeo Giulia Intensa — like flying business class with your shrink

(Sunday Times, 12th July 2025)

hen James May was a young man he used to commute from his house in Hammersmith to the centre of London past a pub in Notting Hill called the Mitre. And every evening he’d peer through the windows at all the bright young things in there, with their floppy hair and easy public school confidence. And it used to sadden him because, as a northern state school lad, he thought he wouldn’t be allowed in such a place.

Of course James talks a lot of nonsense, but on this Mitre business I know what he means. There are certain places and things you encounter in life that seem too exotic for mere mortals. Such as really flash hotels. You walk into reception past the uniformed flunky and are immediately aware that your trousers aren’t good enough.

Another example, I think, is convertible cars. Driving with the roof down is all right if you’re Roger Moore. But most people aren’t Roger Moore, so they feel self-conscious. Like they should get out and beat themselves with twigs.

I was born and raised in a monochromatic South Yorkshire mining town and people with that kind of background don’t drink wine and don’t fly in business class, and certainly don’t drive convertibles. But then one day I did, and I’ve never looked back.

I’ve argued in the past that no man over the age of 25 should drive with the roof down as it looks as though you’re trying too hard. James goes further, saying you should drive with the roof down only when you are so certain no one will see you that you could safely drive naked.

But the truth is I do drive with the roof down whenever it isn’t actually pouring down. It’s not much fun on a motorway of course and in a town you do feel like a bit of a dick. But on a country road it’s just glorious. Like drinking wine and turning left on an aeroplane, it just makes life better.

(... click on the link in the title to read the actual review-part of the article...)

Drawbacks? Of course there are. It’s an Alfa. The Giulia Intensa has no hybrid drive, so is unviable as a company car; the boot is tiny; the gap between the steering wheel and the B pillar is so narrow that fat people will struggle to get inside; and the command and control system is all over the place. Nice to see proper knobs and dials for heating and air conditioning, though.

And I’ve lost you, haven’t I, because you don’t think you’re special enough for such an exotic car. Ha. Get over it. I was with James May for a drink a couple of years ago and we went into the Mitre. He liked it.

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