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fuckyouiamironman-blog
Hi, my name's Tony and I'm an alcoholic.
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Sometimes the person who is there to help you isn't always going to be nice. Get used to it. At least I'm pretty, I'm a genius, and I'm here to save your ass.
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Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.
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Smut/Kink Prompts-for when you're in the mood to write smut
Send me a prompt, I’ll write you some smut using that prompt.  Send me a 
Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch.  Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner  Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity  Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters. Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character. Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually. Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating
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marvel’s movie challenge
↳ [4/7 actors] Robert Downey Jr
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The decision between feeding myself and not wanting to move is stifling.
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Pepper's final turn away from Tony was as painful as any punch to the gut, kick to the groin, and building collapsing on him. All at once. It felt like his chest was caving in on the hole that was supposed to be filled by the reactor. This was it. This was what finality felt like. He winced at the thought of her staying at S.H.I.E.L.D. and the thought of her being closer to Mickey. Tony would protest, but he had no more fight in him.
Instead, he just slumped against his desk, staring at the gift still in his hands. This gift was supposed to be a symbol of what she's done for him. Pepper's done everything for him. She picked him up when he had hit rock bottom. She made him smile, even when she was angry with him - that wrinkle in her nose before she frowned. She fucking dealt with him. That was a feat, if any.
When he regained his ability to speak, all he said was a deflated, "Will I ever see you again?"
With Every Heartbeat || Pepper & Tony
It was still very evident that she was struggling to pull back the tears that were still falling from her eyes, so she turned around to face the door, not wanting to look at him and have him see how hard this was. She had a plan, knew where she was going to stay. Pepper seldom did anything without some sort of plan. She was organized, if anything, and she wouldn’t have left without having somewhere to stay, that much was obvious. 
“I have a room at SHIELD. Since I work directly for Fury, I get a nicer space than most of the agents get. I’ll be just fine.” 
That was only half true. She wouldn’t be just fine. She was a mess inside, a total wreck, still she told herself this was for the best. Hanging around and waiting for Tony was not beneficial to her health. She was always being thrown around on an emotional roller coaster with him, and though that roller coaster had its highs, extremely happy highs at that, it also had its lows, and those lows were some of the worst feelings she had ever experienced. 
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SlutWalk Minneapolis 2012
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Being around kids made Tony feel old, but there was no avoiding it these days. Since the Young Avengers was founded, he's had to work with them, attempting to help them get on their own feet. Luckily, they all had good heads on their shoulders, so the work basically did itself. Didn't stop him from feeling like an old man around them, even if he could fly circles around them most of the time. Regardless, it didn't affect his ego. He had the knowledge of the world that they didn't. "Movies these days aren't as quality as they used to be," he mutters as a side comment, grabbing up the rubber ball he was looking for.
"Got it," he stood abruptly with a smile, tossing the ball between his hands. He walked over to Billy sitting on his desk. "One day, some kid's gonna revive the industry." He throws the ball to Billy, crossing his arms across his chest with a cocky smile. "I need a proper documentary about myself." There were so many things Tony wanted to experiment with that he didn't know where to start.
"You said manipulate fire," he states matter of factly. "And warp reality." He was getting a little giddy, he wasn't going to lie. Science was his language, but magic was foreign to him. Which was really exciting. Not everyday he gets to experiment with something so... different.
"Can you set this on fire without burning it then?" he says, nodding towards the rubber ball. "Like the Flaming Torch does with his body." He knows it's a simple test, but you need to start somewhere.
What's it to you, McFly? || Tony, Billy
Well, if there was one thing that Billy thought he would never see, it would be Tony trying to be emotionally supportive. Billy appreciated none of the less though, his biological mother often supported him as well, even when he was being bullied constantly throughout high school, going as far to recommend a colleague of hers if he needed to talk to someone. After all, even if she is a psychologist, there was only so much help she could give and Billy knew that, so he did take up on her offer and saw her colleague on occasion. “I appreciate it, thanks Stark.” He said with a sheepish smile, it was nice that someone acknowledged him for being him and not being the reincarnated son of the Scarlet Witch and the Vision. “I am aware that he is a character from the 80’s, I do watch movies you know.” Billy said with a grin before looking down to continue fiddling with his sleeve. “Doc is one my favorite characters from those movies, McFly the second.” Billy still wondered how he got a nickname like that, but he told himself it was probably safe not to ask and just let things be. Looking up at Stark when he commented about his lab being nicer than the one at SHIELD’s, Billy didn’t disagree with that. It would be nice to have had something like this when they base out their Young Avengers headquarters in the old warehouse, but of course even with Kate’s wealth, they were limited on technological resources. “Sure, alright.” Billy said with a light shrug, though he wondered if this trend of people wanting to test out his powers was going to continue. As he thought about that, a shiver went down his spine, giving the witch an uneasy feeling, but he pushed it away when he found himself being led inside Tony’s lab. When they reached Tony’s desk, Billy couldn’t help but be reminded of his own desk at home whenever he had to do his homework. Papers would be just everywhere and his parents would often wonder how he managed to keep track of it all. He watched in amusement as Tony hastily cleaned up his desk, Billy set himself on it as he watched the genius look around for something. “If you need help to find something, I know a good locating spell. It was quite useful in high school, especially when I needed to find my homework.” He said with a small laugh.
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Tony didn't know how he was going to come back from this. She was officially leaving. He didn't know if he would ever see her again. Would he ever see her again? He didn't know what he was going to do after this. And Tony never 'didn't know' something. Tony thought that, when Pepper saw the present, she would forgive him. He remembered her birthday. That was important, right? She would always get mad when he forgot. He made it a point to never forget ever again.
Now Tony was speechless. She was ranting and he was supposed to convince her to come back. He knew that wasn't possible now. There was no way to fix this. It sounded like her voice was so far away, like he was underwater, slowly sinking. And he couldn't get out. As the words 'I'm leaving' left her mouth, he tried remembering how to speak. It took moments before he realized he needed to open his mouth in order to let all of the words spill out. There was so much he wanted to say like 'I love you' and 'Don't go' to start, following with 'I'm a dick that doesn't deserve you, but you should stay, anyway' but all that came out was "Where are you going to go?"
With Every Heartbeat || Pepper & Tony
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Growley...
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How do I explain Gabriel/Crowley…
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