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Alive and well. Except for the headache, I'm doing okay. I couldn't stay away from the internet forever so I came back. It was getting lonely...in the real world. So I came back to Tumblr to be lonely on here too.

I am back. I know, I know, you all missed the fuck out of me. My peppy personality just draws everybody in and makes them love me uncontrollably. That is it, you can’t say I’m wrong because I’m right

But is anybody there? I’m bored as hell and I don’t feel like starting my math project that’s due tomorrow. Distract me

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I am back. I know, I know, you all missed the fuck out of me. My peppy personality just draws everybody in and makes them love me uncontrollably. That is it, you can't say I'm wrong because I'm right

But is anybody there? I'm bored as hell and I don't feel like starting my math project that's due tomorrow. Distract me

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"Oh hot damn killing teenagers. Sounds great. They put up those stupid signs they make in the halls, I don't even know w-" He was stopped by the sudden change in the environment. He yelped loudly, shutting up as soon as he realized what noise he made. He looked around, one half expecting Token to be serious and the other half thinking that he'll take off the mask and laugh his ass off about how much of a pussy he was for screaming. He looked up and saw Token, or Slender or whatever he should be called, looking at his flat face. He sat quietly for a minute, soon beginning to talk normally again. "I guess Clyde was sorta right about how if you put your nose in your eyes, your face would be completely flat. That sounded really fucking stupid. I give up." Craig looked up, staring at the height of the trees and the number of stars I'm the sky. "Why the fuck does everywhere else have so many less stars than us. This is..weird"

Token made no sign that he cared, though his human mind was relieved that he was ok with his transformation. “It is rather awesome. I mean, check this shit out, I had to kill a Daemon to get this.” He pointed to a street sign and concentrated, it then bursting into dark blue flames. With a wave of his hand it was dowsed, though Token looked rather drained. “Fuck I forgot how much that takes out of me..”

Craig flinched at the sight of the blue flames quickly igniting. He had seen a lot over the years but blue fire was a 4 on the Weird Shit I’ve Seen Scale. Out of 10, but that was off topic. “Whoa that’s awesome bro. I don’t do cool shit, I just sit and watch TV and eat and play with Stripe and shoot lasers out of my eyes sometimes and eat more. Nothing cool like blue fires man. Living the simple life I guess. But uh anyways, that takes a lot of energy, how do you even…like how can you…fuck I don’t even know what I’m confused about anymore.”

Token laughed loudly, which echoed deep and cold into Craigs soul bound to give him shivers. “I crush their bodies to the point of desperation and suck their souls out right before they die. Its brutal dude. Here.” Token grabbed onto Craig, hating the closeness but doing it so he could observe it. He started to fade in and out of the physical realm with Craig, taking him a few towns away to stalk the woods for some teenagers to kill.

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Craig flinched at the sight of the blue flames quickly igniting. He had seen a lot over the years but blue fire was a 4 on the Weird Shit I've Seen Scale. Out of 10, but that was off topic. "Whoa that's awesome bro. I don't do cool shit, I just sit and watch TV and eat and play with Stripe and shoot lasers out of my eyes sometimes and eat more. Nothing cool like blue fires man. Living the simple life I guess. But uh anyways, that takes a lot of energy, how do you even...like how can you...fuck I don't even know what I'm confused about anymore."

I haven’t been doing posts and shit for a while so sup is anyone there? I’m bored and no ones answering my texts…not even Clyde..

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fly as heck tbh

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Craig turned his head to the side, squinting. "Oh shit bro. That is some crazy shit. Can you pick up shit with your tentacle things? That is the coolest thing ever damn.

Fuck I'm acting like a fangirl. I just think Slender is sorta cool. It's not weird. I'm normal fuck off you guys." Craig circled his recently changed friend, wondering how he talked without a mouth. "I guess it's just a Christmas miracle..." he mumbled to himself

I haven’t been doing posts and shit for a while so sup is anyone there? I’m bored and no ones answering my texts…not even Clyde..

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oh craig your hair is so soft

This is what I was talking about.

Girls just love this hair.

Do you get it

I’m calling you a girl

ha ha I am funny

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Token, are you trying to slyly tell me about some creepy fucking dead bodies fetish or something. Don't tell me it's something like cutting off someones arms then fucking it because I want no part of that situation. Not even the guy holding the arm while you...do whatever the fuck you do with arms.

I haven’t been doing posts and shit for a while so sup is anyone there? I’m bored and no ones answering my texts…not even Clyde..

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/pats head

*shakes head* Everybody keeps doing that. This is what happens when I cut my hair. I get everybody, especially all the fucking girls at school touching my head telling me how soft my hair is. Everything is just "Oh Craig! Your hair is so soft for a guys hair, what do you do with it? It's so great that you take care of it, it shows that you're a real man if you can get in touch with your feminine side." then I get a weird half wink thing that has spread because girls think it's "sexy" or something. oh hell no, it isn't.This beauty is a gift and a curse. Damn it, damn it all to hell. That's enough of me talking for no reason for this night

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Of course I do. Je suis tres beau or some shit fuck this French language shit I give up. But yeah divine is what it could be called I guess. I'm pretty divine. That makes it seem like I'm cheesecake. "That cheesecake was just SO divine, I could eat it forever." Like that. I am not cheesecake Token. Please don't eat me if you think I'm cheesecake, because I am not cheesecake.

I haven’t been doing posts and shit for a while so sup is anyone there? I’m bored and no ones answering my texts…not even Clyde..

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I haven't been doing posts and shit for a while so sup is anyone there? I'm bored and no ones answering my texts...not even Clyde..

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oh my god in grade 7 the teacher wanted us to come up with a signal to get us to shut up and like my friends and i were still huge weebs back then so one of us put their hand up and suggested two claps and ‘yaoi’

and it ended up wINNING so for the rest of the year the teacher would clap twice and yell yaoi to get the class to be quiet

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Nicki Minaj.

Land of Beez and Traps.

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roses are red

sonic is blue

sonic is fast

sonic is fast