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Who is mixing booze with Mountain Dew? Like that’s just nasty. I understand using it as a chaser for a shot but to make a mixed drink that’s crazy. Yall got me fucked up.

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wait my reddit account turned ten years old today

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too tired from laying around the house all day cant possibly stand up while eating

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i havent read heinlein in like 6 years i forgot how truly wretched his dialogue is

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person whose birthday is coming up: yeah i'm like a bodhisattva now. i don't really "want" things. yeah i've renounced all earthly desires. so no i don't know what i want for my birthday

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“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

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”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

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its actually very funny to me that lynchs work has this reputation of being very weird and confusing and opaque and so when you watch it you kinda go in expecting to have to sus out a lot of subtle metaphor and symbolism and like certainly its got its fair share but mostly the thing people find so weird about it i think is that he creates these story worlds where the rules of reality are bent to allow for as much literal communication as possible. so much of his work is just characters telling you whats going on and what it means to them so bluntly that it like loops and sounds completely bizarre, like listening to someone describe a dream they had with perfect recall and clarity. it rules. i love being autistic actually.

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hung out with someone whos mom literally is a career chef and i still had to explain to them the difference between a chef and a cook

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i find the letter breast cup system too boring so from this day hence is shall be like this:

spring breeze-class breasts

wanderer-class breasts

emperor-class breasts

calamity-class breasts

divinity-class breasts

human-class breasts

"how do i know which one i am?" your spirit will guide you

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Star Ocean (SNES) (1996)

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At work I was unloading beer boxes off the truck , and just fucking around stacking them up in my arms and throwing them into place quickly, and this older Portuguese tourist lady came up to me typing something into the google translate app, she pressed the button and the text to speech voice said “I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK” and I was like lol thank you 🙏 and she backspaced and typed something again and pressed the button and it said “ELEGANT”

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AGP is real but only for josh seiter

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the rice is infected with swamp soup

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seeing anything dated february or early march 2020 is starting to get crazy it really is the same feeling as like. watching legally blonde and going "wow this really did come out right before 9/11"

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