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idk what timezone it is for most of you,but i am posting once more to let you know i have moved and rebranded my blog. it's @embalmingprincess. this is an archive- if you wish to continue to write together and be mutuals on my new blog,please follow me there.

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psa:

reminding ya'll i have moved blogs ! this is an archive. please follow @embalmingprincess if you wish to continue to be mutuals. i've followed most everyone on the new blog,got tags set up,carrd up- everything is done except verses. please follow the new blog. im just here to remind everyone once more in case you might've missed it. your not obligated to but it'd make my day if you followed me again on my rebrand

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@folkluric / gets a random starter.

scout was minding her business,playing on her phone- animal crossing pocket camp. the queen of darkness loves animal crossing,sue her. she's played every version of that game since she was a kid. she was not expecting any visitors at the moment,it was a chill night in. and all she wanted was to eat snacks and play her silly game.

it was around 10pm when the doorbell rang. god forbid it be fucking damien again,asking to come in and do god know's what. she'd get her spray bottle if she had to shoo him off that way. she groaned and set her phone down and her took a drink of water before getting off the couch in her comfy pj's and goes to the door to the funeral home.

she looks through the peeplhole and raises an eyebrow. a man who looked liked he'd seen better days,he looked rough to say the least. she wondered if he was on drugs,not that she was one to judge since she did the same shit on occasion. but nonetheless,she opens the door cautiously,peeping her head out to look at him.

❝ hey- you good ? you look like hell,man. ❞

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❝ no,i totally get that. sometimes i'm in disbelief myself you love me enough to be with me. ❞she understood completely where he came from,she felt the same too at times- finding it hard to comprehend how he could be with someone like her. but then again,they were in the same boat,it's what drew them closer.

❝ you're so right. i mean,you usually are. but i understand how you'd feel that way and i love that you communicated with me. ❞she gave him a gentle smile,never in her life did she think someone would be as straightforward as herself,she truly loved loki and all that he was. it was like it was meant to be,in her eyes.

❝ i really do love you. i hope you know that. whenever you feel off,you can always tell me about it and we'll talk it out. ❞

@tr1cked : ❝ i know you love me, but do you like me? ❞

❝ what kind of silly question is that ? loki,if i didn't like you,you'd know. ❞she had a thing for letting people know her dislike for them,she had her own way of showing it and some found it funny because of her size but she can pack a mean punch if she needed.

❝ i love and like you. don't be so silly. ❞

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@persephonaveil / cont.

she's glad shelley agrees peter steele is fine as fuck. she'd love a night with him. a girl can dream. she loved so many more frontman and could gush forever about them. but she let shelley talk and admired her enthusiasm.

❝ i have quite the list too,i listen to so much different music. the heavy stuff. ❞she smiles,itching to give her take but gives the floor to her new friend. she doesn't mind the chit chat,in fact it's rather refreshing to just talk about what they're passionate about.

❝ i dated a damien. with an e. ❞she sighs,just saying his name made her skin crawl in a bad way. like bugs were crawling under her skin whenever she mentioned him. like it was his way of not letting her forget their time together. she had to admit she never heard of that particular band.

❝ davey's pretty cute. i'd go for sid vicious. or trent reznor,marilyn manson- the list goes on and on. ❞

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THE MORNING AFTER PROMPTS. a collection of memes derived from the morning after trope, for roleplaying purposes. feel free to edit as you see fit. do not steal (18+). send (reverse) along with any action prompts to swap the assigned roles.

i'm surprised that you stayed.

would you believe me if i said that i don't normally do this?

last night was incredible. i especially liked it when you did the thing.

how long have you been awake?

don't move. i'm comfortable.

what would you say to some breakfast?

i should really go.

i like waking up next to you.

you know, i could go another round. or three.

you look cute first thing in the morning.

i don't think i'm gonna be able to walk today.

what time is it?

i don't think i caught your name.

stop moving.

you talk in your sleep.

you have to leave, right now.

how did my shirt get there?

i'm trying so hard not to kiss you right now.

shut up, i'm trying to sleep.

your feet are cold.

i was worried last night had been a dream.

wanna order food and spoon for a while?

i thought you'd left.

come back to bed.

i didn't want to disturb you.

your phone was ringing.

last night didn't mean anything. you know that, right?

i've been waiting so long for this.

i love you.

kiss. for sender's muse to waken receiver's muse up with a kiss.

spoon. for sender's muse to pull receiver's muse flush against them, spooning them.

breakfast. for sender's muse to bring receiver's muse breakfast in bed.

morning. for our muses to have sleepy, morning sex.

shower. for our muses to shower together.

bathe. for our muses to bathe together.

kitchen. for our muses to prepare breakfast together.

trace. for sender's muse to trace the marks they left on receiver's body.

watch. for sender's muse to just silently watch the receiver's muse as they sleep.

display. for sender's muse to watch as receiver's muse begins to get dressed.

pin. for sender's muse to stop the receiver's muse from leaving the bed.

mouth. for sender's muse to initiate sleepy oral sex on receiver's muse.

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the dead never bothered her- the living scared her more than ghosts or what goes bump in the night. she never thought she'd make friends with an actual ghost- how random life could be at times but she wasn't fighting fate about it. maybe they were meant to meet.

❝ i hope one day peace finds you and you're able to move on. you deserve too. you're a good person,mape. ❞she gently touches his shoulder,giving him a small smile and meaning everything she had said. she wished he was alive,so they could actually hang out- go to the mall,get fastfood,whatever they felt like doing without the park holding him back.

❝ i wish i could help in someway. ❞

@coastercruushed : ❝ i'm not um, real good at thank yous. or sorry's. but if you ever need me, i'm there. i owe you one. ❞

❝ you don't owe me anything. just the fact you're here and tagging along with me. that's what matters. ❞she gave mapplethrope a smile,a genuine smile she hasn't given in weeks but somehow mapplethrope has that effect on her. it was impossible not to. he just had that charm to him.

❝ i'm really glad i met you. i honestly didn't think i would meet anyone cool as you. even if you are a ghost. ❞she didn't mind befriending a ghost,sure he couldn't leave the park,and from day 1 all scout wanted to do was protect him but as it turned out,she needed the protecting from others at the park and she couldn't be more grateful for him.

❝ i'm just sorry your stuck here. i wish i could take you back home with me. ❞

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❝ yeah,a little more out there. ❞she chuckles too,light hearted and harmless banter. at least she hopes it's harmless. she doesn't know this guy,he just seems nervous to her. call her naive,but she goes with her gut and chit chats with him.

❝ me too. i just got a record player so i'm looking for good quality sounds and i just know it's going to be awesome playing them. ❞she was excited to say the least,a brand new record player thanks to her father,he said she needed to hear music on that instead of cassettes and cd's.

❝ seems now i do. thanks for the find. what's your name,by the way ? ❞

she made a trip to the record store,a first stop of a few errands she had to run. well,she didn't need more records she wanted them. she was on the hunt for cannibal corpse,any album she didn't already own by them. she felt the brush against her arm and her heart thudded against her chest. a spark. uncommon for her,she hardly ever felt that with anyone unless she knew them already.

❝ hey,no worries. i barely eat as it is so i get it. ❞she smiled,as friendly as she could muster running off one can of monster and a few cigarettes. she didn't think to eat before she left so she understood his pain. hunger wasn't a joke to fuck around with.

❝ zeppelin ? good choice. i'm on the hunt for some cannibal corpse. ❞

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texas chainsaw massacre franchise verse headcanon's:

she is a sawyer,first and foremost

she was raised by the sawyer family,her parents having abandoned her at the gas station when she was a toddler

everyone helped pitch in to raise her

she became a strong,healthy young woman

she was raised off cannibalism and killing

growing up wasn't always easy and she wasn't an easy child to raise

when she did grow up,she became somewhat akin of a sister to nubbins and bubba

she protects the house and keeps herself out of trouble

she is often a bit rebelious,letting go of the people she captures just for her to chase them and make them the sawyer's dinner

she loves to hunt for her food and takes it very seriously

she in tcm 2 is along for the second chapter and survives

tcm 3 she lives with the sawyer's after the events of tcm 2,not knowing how many sawyer's were out there and they took her in

tcm next generation she lives with vilmer and bubba

in the remake she is a hewit and was raised by luda mae,adopting her into the family when she was a girl just starting grow up

in the game,she meets sissy at the local bar,they meet every night since and she tells stories of her time with the manson family,and about her own family

she gets to know sissy to the point where she's invited to dinner to meet the sawyer's

nancy is less then thrilled

she meets the sawyer's and becomes attached to the family,they take her under their wings and let her stay with them

ever since,she helps take care of the sawyer's and helps hunt,make dinner,bakes,and helps bandaged them up after their hunts

she adores nubbins and bubba,considers them her brothers- johnny not so much at first,but eventually they grow to enjoy each other's company for the most part- nancy can't stand scout and thinks of her as a harlot- cook just sees her as family as well as sissy does

scout when first meeting with the family,is initiated to see how far she'll go for them

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an unexpected arrival. (A PROMPT LIST!)

so a lovely anonymous angel asked for a list of prompts relating to an unexpected pregnancy, and i made a list! i have two other lists over on my other blog that i'm gonna reblog over here, but there may be some slight overlap with these; however, unlike the other two lists, these focus exclusively on the unexpected part. DON'T ADD TO THIS LIST, DON'T CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! but do have a tonne of fun with them!

" so, remember last week, when i had the flu and i couldn't leave my house? turns out it wasn't the flu. i'm pregnant. "

" i'm telling you about this baby because you deserve to know. that's all. i don't expect anything from you. i don't need you to step up or whatever. i just thought you ought to know. "

" i'm sure you don't need to be reminded, but... getting pregnant wasn't exactly part of the whole life plan. "

" you're sure? i mean, you did the test properly? maybe it was a false positive. or, or maybe you didn't read the results right... "

" a baby... well. that certainly complicates things, doesn't it? "

" i don't even know if i want kids. "

" could you please just stop reminding me that this isn't part of the plan?! you think i don't know that?! we're having a baby, i'm terrified enough without you reminding me! "

" look. i'm/you're not the first person to get pregnant, and i/you won't be the last. we're gonna figure it out, alright? "

" my place isn't even close to being big enough for a baby... they need so much stuff. cribs, prams, diaper stations... and my neighbors complain enough as it is, they'll evict me if i have a screaming baby as well... "

" hey... why don't you move in with me? i've got plenty of space, and my walls are thick, so the baby could scream as loud as they want. you could stay as long as you like. "

" should... we get married? i mean, that's what you do, isn't it? when someone's having a baby? "

" okay, we're not getting married. i mean, i appreciate the gesture, but... there's plenty of single parents out there. what's one more, right? "

" god... we are so stupid. i mean, seriously! any idiot knows that condoms aren't 100% effective! if we're dumb enough to forget that, how are we meant to look after a baby?! "

" you... you're kidding, right? this is a joke? it's a fake pregnancy test, some weird, slightly out of touch belated april fool's prank? "

" it's honestly insane that we didn't figure it out sooner... i mean, those were some wild cravings, right? "

" when you say late... do you mean like, a few days? or are we talking... months? "

" no, no, this... it changes everything. EVERYTHING. i... i don't know if i'm ready for this, i don't think i'm parent material, i... "

" hey. you're not alone. you got that? it takes a village, right? i'm gonna help you every step of the way. we all will. this kid, if you choose to go through with it... they'd be okay. "

" you know i support you. whatever choice you end up making. i will always be by your side. okay? "

" if this is some weird idea of a joke, i have to tell you, it's not funny. i mean, you're having a baby AND i'm somehow the dad? a little much, no? "

" no, i want to step up. it took two of us to make this baby, and i want to make sure you know that, if you go ahead with this, there's gonna be two of us to raise them, too. "

" the father doesn't believe that the baby is his. "

" okay. so screw the father. i'm going to be here to help you. okay? we'll parent this kid so well, they'll never want to know who their real dad is. "

" so... you wanna tell me who the father is? "

" the surprise baby is actually not just one baby. we're having twins/triplets/etc. "

" hey, hey... don't worry, okay? it's alright. it's all going to be okay. condoms break, yeah? it's no biggie... "

" what do you mean, you think?! haven't you taken a pregnancy test yet? "

" that's a lot of pregnancy books you got there... got something you want to tell me? "

" have you told the father yet? "

" i guess, seeing how you rushed over here so fast to tell me the news, that you think the baby is mine? "

" look, we both made plans, right? and obviously shit happens, but... a baby is a pretty massive deal. "

" how many other people have you told about the pregnancy? "

" what do you want to do? "

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scream verse headcanon's

(sophie thatcher fc,jennifer tilly older fc)

scream 1-3:

she is stu's sister

her being stu's sister,billy let's her know about the plan and trusts her to keep it a secret

she may or may not be a ghostface

she doesn't like sidney

she and billy are as close as can be,like brother and sister

like brother and sister's do,her stu and billy often get into arguments

she keeps her cool around the gang,for billy and stu's sakes

she survives the events of scream 1 and goes onto college at the same college sidney goes to

she isn't ghostface in 2 but she does help plan

after loosing stu and billy,she copes with their deaths in unhealthy ways

she is involved in the stab movie,but nobody knows she was a participating member of the plan and ofc she helps roman

her hatred for sidney never goes away,feeling as though she took the only 2 things that mattered to her away from scout

scream 4:

scout is another stab fanatic,a member of the horror club at woodsborro and is trying to survive the killings like everyone else

scream 5:

she is a part of tara's friend group,the local freak of woodsborro as they call her since her father owns the funeral home

she is stu's niece in this verse

her brother being vince

she is a target for the killings occurring once again

but she survives

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it(2017-2019) verse headcanon's:

2017(sophie thatcher fc):

scout is henry's sister and part of the bower's gang

she isn't as cruel as henry and is the one to give the idea for him to back off bill after his brother goes missing

she is mostly seen laughing along with the boys,but deep down wants to befriend the loser's

she hates her home life and her father

she doesn't really befriend the loser's until after she sees pennywise in the form of her father,the only thing she fears the most

after that,she battles pennywise alongside the loser's

she comes home to her father dead and her brother insane

2019(jennifer tilly fc):

scout hasn't had it easy after that summer in 89- she didn't follow her dreams,she remained in derry thus remembering all that happened with pennywise and the loser's

she spends her days with mike or at home with her cat- she visits henry at the asylum occasionally

she moves out of that hell hole of a house and gets an apartment in derry

she and mike know pennywise is back when kids and adults start to go missing- no one is safe

she meets up with the loser's after mike contacts them all

she catches up with the loser's and wishes they could remember that summer like she did

they battle pennywise once more,hopefully for the last time

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the lost boys verse headcanon's:

scout is a vampire,and still a teenager(18) her fc will be sophie thatcher in this verse

she has been with the boys since the 70's,when punk rock was making waves all over the world

she was initiated into the group drinking from the 'wine' in the late 70's

she hasn't been with them as long as the others,but she is like the sister of the group

when michael is introduced,intially,she wants to help him get out of the gang,warning him that night not to drink the wine like star had

she is closest with marko and paul,david is...complicated and treats her like a child

she loves laddie,her and star are very close

in the au:

she moves from arizona to santa carla after her parents nasty divorce with her brothers sam and michael and their mother lucy

she was born seconds after michael,so they are twins,her natural hair color being the same dark brown as his but she dies it blonde

she doesn't like her father and isn't too thrilled about moving and leaving her friends behind

she's closest to michael,them being twins and all but doesn't leave sam out of things

she's 18 going on 19,getting ready for college- her last free summer

when she arrives at the boardwalk with her brothers,she separates from them and meets the boys first,them agreeing she would be a perfect fit to join them

she goes to the cave when michael does,having spent a few nights with the boys and introduced michael,the boys were kind of annoyed she had an older brother but had him join in the 'wine' taking too

they both start to turn and scout demands answers from david- he shows her what they are before they get to michael,so she is the first to know that the boys are vampires

she forms a family like bond with the boys,laddie and star. star doesn't want this life for either of them and intervenes but scout feels part of something

she doesn't want to fight the boys towards the end of the movie,but she does turn back to human and they move on from what happened

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send " REST. " for the sender to sit beside the receiver and rest their head in the receiver's lap without explanation. (feel free to specify why in the inbox!)

alternatively, send in " LAP. " for the sender to guide the receiver down to rest their head in their lap.

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stranger things verse headcanon's:

season 1:

up until the events of season 1,she's just a babysitter whose lived her entire life in hawkins(her father owns the local funeral home) and watched the kids grow up to who they are in season 1- she's let in on what's happening after the events of season 1

season 2:

she becomes part of the gang,knowing of the things happening in hawkins about eleven,about the upside down and is just trying to live a normal life and get through high school

season 3:

she gets a job at the pool much to her dismay on her parents wishes and works alongside billy hargrove- she really puts herself at risk in this season trying to protect the kids and eleven,almost sacrificing herself at the mall

season 4:

she's tired by this season after everything that happened and is coping with everything she went through

she relies heavily on drugs so let's just say she and eddie become close through this

she knew eddie beforehand,having been in his group since she was also considered a freak at hawkins high school

but they parted ways after she learned of hawkin's secrets,and she had to deal with the upside down and the mind flayer

she had pushed him away and he let her back in

she fights for her life this season,getting injured and going into the upside down to stop vecna

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scout's ahs verse headcanon's:

murder house:

she can be tate's bestie/sister or violet's sister

she dies in 1994,after what tate had done,having no knowledge of it until she saw the news that morning

violet's sister: she becomes a ghost after discovering her family is deceased

asylum:

she gets in due to her stabbing a classmate in the jaw with scissors for breaking her camera

coven:

she has pyrokinesis and becomes part of the council after the events of coven

freakshow:

she is a sword swallower and spits fire out at the audience as her performance

hotel:

she is donovan's sister and gets the infliction in 1994 the same day donovan does and works for the countess

cult:

she knew kai and winter before the cult started and was their friend- ofc she joins kai's cult

apocalypse:

she is a satanist and follows around anton lavey,meets michael langdon aka the antichrist and waits for the end times. she too is sent to the outpost under a spell by the witches to forget about her life before meeting the witches- she doesn't come to until michael visits the outpost and undoes the spell placed on her

1984:

she is part of the gang and attends aerobics class with them

she knew them since her time in college in la,getting a degree in the mortuary business to work with her father

she gets invited to be a counselor at camp redwood for the summer

she ends up surviving that night

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@infernalrampage

life got better after her father died. she didn't mean to sound so harsh,but it really did. besides loosing henry to it,life was alright. she got to remain friends with mike through everything that happened that summer and got to build a life long friendship. she didn't think that'd happen,she thought everyone would leave her- which they had,and forgotten but at least she had mike.

❝ i don't know why that is...i've somehow remembered everything by staying but you guys forgot. it's very strange. ❞she wished she had answers,mike was the man with the answers and she didn't want to give out information that wasn't correct. mike was the brains scout was the backbone. holding everything together was her job from day 1.

❝ i'm happy for you,bev. you deserve all the good in the world. i never doubted once that you wouldn't get out of derry and succeed. ❞

@infernalrampage

she didn't mean to come off as sad,but she knew deep down she was. she wished her life turned out differently. she wished patrick didn't go missing so they could actually be something together. but life had other plans. sure,it solved one problem- scout's father,but took away her brother in the process and made her stay in derry.

❝ i spend most of my days hanging out with mike. or at home,visiting henry... ❞she wanted to ask what life was like after derry,if bev ever got her dream job,if she met someone who made her happy like she deserved,if she ever thought about scout and mike.

❝ less about me. what's life like outside of derry ? ❞