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cleo doodle

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new life series you know what that means. i've awakened

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I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING KNOW THIS TIL NOW THE HERMITCRAFT THING WAS IN MICHIGAN??? I LITERALLY DRIVE PAST THE VENUE TO GET TO WORK. WHAT THE FUCK

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Discuss

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An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!

Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!

A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!

Transcript / Accessible version here

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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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i seriously assumed etho being nice to bdubs was an act of psychological warfare but it seems he's genuinely guilty. like bdubs i still think this is psychological warfare because:

being mean to people by being "nice" is extremely classic etho behavior: see guude's record, obsidian coffin prank, killing bdubs "with kindness" to get out of the hit on him from doc

he is actually still using bdubs as cover from yellows guessing his task, so bdubs is correct to be suspicious of ulterior motives

bdubs initially reacts like this is the tee up for an ego joke, but becomes increasingly unsettled when etho won't stop being effusively nice (while also being weird bc of his actual task)

etho has to know bdubs well enough by now to know he'd react uncomfortably with the constant praise.

etho is extremely aware bdubs is eagerly watching his SL episodes based on the comment on last week's vid & their discussion of it this week

they never ever ever told each other when they were boogeymen in Last Life and laughed chasing each other around pretending to be one mutually but etho still shouted i'm the boogey when killing scar just like bdubs did when killing giran

their favorite thing to do is to menace each other second only to not finishing projects together

ultimately he can be forgiven being really fucking weird to bdubs bc bdubs is Like That and will probably think it's even funnier from etho's pov

to sum up the intricate rituals: oh you feel bad bc bdubs went on a suicide mission after asking you for help and you realized only afterward when it was too late that you broke your promise to him and now you feel guilty so you're going to make up for it by telling him you love him but it's tied to a joke which you ultimately reveal via knowing he will be in your audience when the video is released rather than talking like human beings because when everyone doubted that you loved him before it was because you knew he knew you loved him bc he actually can't handle being outright praised and bickering fondly between admiration is the foundation of your 10 year long friendship? where have i heard this before

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secret life ep. 4

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seen a couple people do this, so here’s my version

traffic series ask game!

🌲 favourite member/character?

🏜️ favourite team or duo?

🎨 favourite piece of fanart? link it!

🌓 opinions on the watcher lore?

🧨 favourite season and why?

🔥 if you were in the life games, how would you play it?

❤️ best double life pairing?

⚡️most cinematic death?

🌿 any favourite interpretations?

🔮 predict the winner of secret life

🌹if you could add one more player, who would it be?

❄️ be honest, which character do you care about the least?

⭐️ do you think of the life series as separate from hc/empires, or connected?

🌌 what happens when the players die?

🎥 who’s your most watched pov?

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seen a couple people do this, so here’s my version

traffic series ask game!

🌲 favourite member/character?

🏜️ favourite team or duo?

🎨 favourite piece of fanart? link it!

🌓 opinions on the watcher lore?

🧨 favourite season and why?

🔥 if you were in the life games, how would you play it?

❤️ best double life pairing?

⚡️most cinematic death?

🌿 any favourite interpretations?

🔮 predict the winner of secret life

🌹if you could add one more player, who would it be?

❄️ be honest, which character do you care about the least?

⭐️ do you think of the life series as separate from hc/empires, or connected?

🌌 what happens when the players die?

🎥 who’s your most watched pov?

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seen a couple people do this, so here’s my version

traffic series ask game!

🌲 favourite member/character?

🏜️ favourite team or duo?

🎨 favourite piece of fanart? link it!

🌓 opinions on the watcher lore?

🧨 favourite season and why?

🔥 if you were in the life games, how would you play it?

❤️ best double life pairing?

⚡️most cinematic death?

🌿 any favourite interpretations?

🔮 predict the winner of secret life

🌹if you could add one more player, who would it be?

❄️ be honest, which character do you care about the least?

⭐️ do you think of the life series as separate from hc/empires, or connected?

🌌 what happens when the players die?

🎥 who’s your most watched pov?

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i love that etho and cleo had that argument about which of them would take grian's heart because historically etho has always always always chosen himself over his allies. and today that changed TODAY HE CHOSE HER despite having far less health and advantage than her. he chose her to take the heart and i am going to be feral about it forever

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“it is hard being an ethogirl on this server”

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Cleo speaking truth, or something.

"I have genuinely off-camera said to Bdubs, I've mentioned his boyfriend, we both know who we're talking about. But genuinely I don't think I've mentioned it in front of the fandom before. I genuinely call Etho Bdubs´ boyfriend. Not- I don´t call Bdubs Etho´s boyfriend ´cause I think Etho has better taste. It's just the way my mind works."

So there you go. Other people were talking smalletho in the reblogs of the text of this, so fuck it, so will I.

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i cannot believe cleo is re marrying her ex that she never actually married in the first place