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most fuckable minecraft block?
#not funnier#mod brick#personally i love deepslate and sculk is up there also#also feel free to answer romantically or platonically or anything else if fucking isn't your style
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asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine
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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
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well i used to be attracted to people but now im exclusively attracted to abstract art and the concept of death
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Looks like I did a thing!#objectum
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when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy
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very normal non sexual hobby
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i sent u my circuits plz respond
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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The Sims 2: Aspiration Desperation
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Judge Parker, 6/26/2025
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