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"I asked chatgpt-" NEXT TIME DON'T. ask ME choose ME, I can misinform you. I do it with love and affection

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It’s act out for attention o’clock

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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wait you're a dude? I genuinely was starting to think of you as a sentient Pikachu plush tbh you having a gender identity feels wrong

I don't care how you perceive me as long as I am being perceived

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t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject