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genius. it creates energy clones of itself to gather resources, while the main body stays alert and safe. and if i attack, it can simply swap bodies with one of its clones

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what therapists dont understand about me is that i am fundamentally cursed

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ive been arrested for Driving Under the Influence. of Dark Powers

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*at the job interview* i have powers

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bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

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I express myself in a variety of ways. some are incomprehensible, some are peculiar, and some break the laws of physics, but that is okay

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life would be sooo good without my curse

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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

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life is never dull with my curse #MyCurse

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bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

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lately ive been imagining bright strobing lights and demonic thoughtforms 24/7 in order to make my psychoscape uninhabitable for any malicious telepaths trying to gain access