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"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

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"There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them."

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"The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths."

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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."

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"Under every stone lurks a politician."

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"All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They."

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"If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it."

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"Truth is a tendency."

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"I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."

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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."

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"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?"

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"All men are equal before fish."

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"I don't necessarily agree with everything I say."

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"I have an unfortunate personality."

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"Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives."

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"Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done."

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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

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