funsizearsonist

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THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991) + ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) + literal trope

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Btw Bruce holds the back of his kids heads to comfort them

(ik Steph isn't his kid but shhhh)

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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when you like a zero note post you're taking its virginity. pervert.

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i feel like high school/middle school sitcoms set the unrealistic expectation of being able to have lunch time outside

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lets give it up for male whimpers. male whimpers everyone. round of applause give it up fo

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if you say "as one does" after any phrase nobody's allowed to think you're weird anymore. cheat code bypass for all standards of social normalcy

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

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think 1 of the biggest lies i was sold as a kid is that bullies end up failing later in life and getting their comeuppance. girl capitalism rewards that behaviour they often thrive the meek do not inherit the earth etc etc!!

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pretend i never said any of that stupid or annoying stuff