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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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The third option, I feel, is being a human who's just so deeply fucked up they're closer to an NHP than the rest of humanity.

There are two sides to your attachment to your NHP:

1. I can learn so much alongside you, you are above me yet allow us to be equal, we are equal only in our lack of understanding of one anothers perspectives, let us become whole together

2. My wif. I love my wife. I lobe her very much. My lovely wife.

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I cannot imagine being the lawyer who has to deposition Laura Loomer for her stupid defamation lawsuit what a nightmare

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I can't fucking believe this is how I find out about fnaf 2

I'm stuck at the movies/surrounded by my mom's conservative Jehovah's witness friends so I'm here to say to Tumblr

I LOVE BEING A FAT BLACK TBOY FAG WITH HUGE BOOBS AND TUMMY AND BEING A WEIRD FURRY!!!!! YAYYYYYY I LOVE BEING EVERYTHING CHRISTIANS HATE!!!!!

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Warhammer 40,000 has a Yuri Index of 0.125

Read more about the Yuri Index here

Suggested by anonymous

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Oh. OH

Sorry, I misunderstood what you posted

@vexwerewolf how does it feel to know you inspired an entire subreddit

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Why does “falling in love” have pretty much exclusively romantic connotations it’s such a good phrase. I’ve fallen in love with every single one of my friends

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I'm pretty sure those are ones vex made themself.

@vexwerewolf how does it feel to know you inspired an entire subreddit

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...have you met someone with ADHD?

Like, people with ADHD, if something catches their attention, will focus on it to the exclusion of everything else. I have, on multiple occasions, focused on something to the point that I loose track of how hungry I am, until I realize it all at once.

Given the (warranted) suspicion given towards the disease denialism found in both Christian Science and Scientology, it can be said that if the claims of the neurodiversity movement were attached to organized religion, they too would be constantly lambasted.

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And that's just the Christian factions

The iron sultanate has an entire subfaction that make creatures that get permanent super-depression if they're too smart because they realize they are incapable of reaching salvation.

Half of the hell aligned units have some sort of comprehensively fucked biology, and this is without counting the currently lore-only factions.

I love the freak biology that the Church gets up to in Trench Crusade with Communicants and Observers and Paladins. We made this person really fuckin tall and strong using something to do with cloned Jesus tissue, and now your job is to kill tanks like they're infantry, trip balls every day of your life, or go full Doomguy into hell which in this setting is both environmentally and spiritually unsurvivable to humans. Paladins especially are going into a place more dangerous than the vacuum of space with known holes and problems with their suit. Insane.

(Btw the pictured Communicant Tank Hunter is explicitly a woman, and i love her.)

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Man, this corruption thing sounds really cool. But, uh, I've got a few concerns. The way you're phrasing it almost sounds like I'd have to, well. It sounds like you're asking me abandon my duty. To leave those I've sworn to uphold to fend for themselves, and to abandon my comrades. And, well.

I've sworn to uphold this oath until death.

Also it kind of sounds like you're trying to flirt with me, and that's not helping, but it's mostly the dereliction of duty thing that's putting me off.

As cool as being corrupted would be, my spirit is lowkey indomitable and I have an automatic aversion to doing what people tell me to do

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Well how are your Sims doing

it’s always “how are u” “how have u been” “are u doing ok” and never “how are ur sims” “whats going on in ur sims 4 world” “is the escapism fun”

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Goddamn, this thing has ravaged almost 700 thousand pussies

A Stickybomb Launcher with the custom name of “Caltrops Ravage Your Pussy”, and a custom description of “Based on a true story.”

mod note: how on gods green earth did you get this screenshot this fucked up

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This only makes logical sense if this person believes that the things mentioned in their addition are discouraged like the stuff mentioned in the original post.

Which means they probably have anti-woke brainworms.

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

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The joke is I see myself in the inhuman monsters because a profound sense of alienation from humanity is something that aromantics experience

They really just said "This faction is for the it/its girlies in the audience" huh

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looking for opinions both from americans and non-americans: what would you consider to be the big 4 american cities in terms of like, vibes-based cultural impact?