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*Leans in*

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“Oh hello bitches! Guess who just got our of prison!?”

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*Nopes at all the people he’s seeing*

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“I’m tol too guys....”

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“Why ya gotta be such a wang?”

Bob’s Burgers Sentence Meme

“Would you believe me if I said Wang was one of the Emperor’s other sons?”

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*Clings to leg because he doesn’t want to get kicked out before he finds a Philosophers stone*

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attentiondefislut:

Bob’s Burgers Sentence Meme

“Enjoy your goldfish, wild man.”

“If a deer sees me naked, you can’t get jealous.”

“Should one of us go check it out, not me?”

“Second wind! *falls down* Didn’t work.”

“Why ya gotta be such a wang?”

“I missed your stinky face.”

“This isn’t my underwear.”

“You don’t have to be good, you just have to be fast.”

“Old grapes aren’t candy!”

“It’s hard for me to think when my pants are off.”

“Put some lotion on that!”

“Sorry about your marriage.”

“Real life comes up and hits you in the face.”

“My island name will be Daiquiri Zachary.”

���You punched my butt.”

“Go suck on a crouton.”

“What the cuss word!”

“I really do need that deodorant.”

“Put your face in it.”

“Whatever you’re planning, do not do it.”

“I’m straight - I mean I’m mostly straight.”

“Double oh-so-sad.”

“I have pepper spray in my purse, and I will use it!”

“Do you need a hug?”

“Hey, I don’t appreciate your lack of sarcasm.”

“We’re busier than a monkey with six dingalings.”

“While we’re at it, what’s wrong with diarrhea, huh?”

“Forecast calls for fabulous!”

“Little King Trashmouth found himself a piece of pizza.”

“Someday a cleansing rain will come.”

“I lured him in with some cold cuts.”

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Send 💬 for a tumblr IM from my muse

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BOLD all that applies to your muse!

Eyes: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other: Dark Hair: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other Body Type: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular Skin: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored  Gender: Male | Female | Trans | Cis | No Gender | Other Sexuality: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: Homoromantic | Heteroromantic | Biromantic | Panromantic | Aromantic | Greyromantic | Demiromantic Species: Human | Undead/Vampire | Shapeshifter (Weres) | Demon | Angel | Witch/Wizard/Sorcerer | Incubus/Succubus | Other: Homunculous Education: High School | College | University | Higher Education  Living Situation: Lives alone | Lives with parents/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend / family | Drifter | Homeless Parents/Guardian: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend Relationship: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated I’ve been: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused I have a(n): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder | PTSD Things I’ve done before: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone Positive Traits: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless Negative Traits: Aggressive | Bossy | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable

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“Thing’s my friends have said on skype”- RP starters.

”Have you tried feeding them the McBeefpunch?” “Technically it ended with Australia… Bastards cured it.” “Mayor Humdinger is twirling his handlebar mustache.” “Apparently I’m sewing like a princess today.” “He yelled at me for laughing cuz i’m technically derailing his authority.” “If you stab yourself and bleed even a little, you have to stop and cover it. You can’t keep going.” “There is a simple template to follow and you fucked it up.” “I thought you said “I died in childbirth” and I was like “What?” “Should we rest you somewhere NOT entirely made of hornets?” “All that’s left for me is to top that.” “I mean that’s probably a better place to fall asleep than on the stairs, which is where I used to fall asleep.” “Via the sultry sounds of my voice:Art thou in?” “Okay. I’ll bop you back in as and when you want. Assuming I’m up that is.” “I WILL RETURN TO THE HOMESTEAD SOON. THEN I SHALL UNLEASH THE SUFFERING OF TALKING TO ME UPON YOUR EAR HOLES!” “YOUR DOOM HAS BEEN WAYLAID IN FAVOR OF TEA!” “Come over. I’ll make you a nice microwaved meal.” “On a secondary piece of advice: Anime taught me that if bullets don’t kill it try the Katana.” “Why not return them via catapult?” “I like taking a minimalist approach to things, so I intentionally keep supplies bordering low so I can get used to it.” “She’ll gagong you with her rack.” “I’M NEVER WRONG. MERELY LESS RIGHT!” “JESUS NO. IT JUST TODAY DED!”

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Bold everything your muse has done. (caution: contains multiple common triggers)

Broken a bone | Gotten stitches | Had a near-death experience | Killed someone | Tried and failed to kill someone | Invented something | Been hungover | Kissed someone | Slow danced | Been in a long-term relationship | Had sex | Had sex and regretted it | Had a one-night stand | Had a threesome | Experimented with their sexuality | Had a kid | Gotten married | Self-harmed | Traveled to another country | Been in a play | Received an inheritance | Been in a car wreck | Lost a loved one | Been dumped | Dumped someone | Smoked | Gotten high | Been slipped something in their food/drink | Won a contest | Won an election technically | Joined a sports team | Gone skydiving | Gone hunting | Been in a band | Had a job | Been fired | Been in a wedding party | Owned a pet | Seen a ghost | Skipped class/work | Learned an instrument | Gotten a noticeable scar | Sued someone | Been robbed | Been mugged | Been kidnapped | Been sexually assaulted | Been brainwashed/hypnotized | Gone more than one day without eating | Had a recurring nightmare | Been bullied | Bullied someone | Seen someone die | Attempted suicide | Been tied/chained up | Shot someone | Stabbed someone | Saved someone’s life | Cheated on someone | Been cheated on | Had a stalker | Been betrayed | Been in a fight | Been arrested | Been to a funeral | Had surgery | Broken someone’s trust | Gotten a piercing | Gotten a tattoo | Used a fake name | Been tortured | Been abused | Been blackmailed | Had an attempt on their life | Gotten away with a crime | Gone on a road trip | Been in love

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“There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?”

worried starters

“...I just flashed back to when me and Ed ended up inside that odd world inside Gluttony.” he said before sighing and rubbing the back of his head as he thought about how terrifying that was. He hadn’t told Lan Fan much about it other then he had been stuck there. He was disgusted by Envy’s full form, all the souls he had absorbed into it and the thought that Envy had that many souls in it made him happy Greed was better then that. 

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REBLOG THIS POST if you are okay with usage of the new tumblr update for either in character or out of character purposes. the update allows blogs to interact via an instant messenger feature that has seemingly replaced the fanmail option. however, these is currently no way to turn off notifications for these messages and thus might add to those who may anxiety issues over such things. by reblogging this, you are stating that you are okay and open to such interactions. 

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“What do you mean “Edward is the youngest state alchemist”? I doubt that.”

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worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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Go anon and pretend to be my character's child,

➤ BUT HERE’s the CATCH! :

Try to incorporate in it a fact/reference to the other parent (without saying their name/URL/ship).

I’ll answer the anon and then also try to guess the ship, or say which one I think the child would belong best from.

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Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.