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support ur local hellhoundz!!!1 (fanart of my irl friends!)

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Reblog this to grope the person you reblogged it from

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talking about everyday things the way anti-sex weirdos talk about "porn addiction". oh you like to "take a nice walk outside"? don't you know that floods your brain with the addictive chemical dopamine, which is literally stronger than heroin? and you try to do it every day? that's. not. normal. i can't believe people try to justify and excuse this and act like Taking-A-Nice-Walk-Addiction isn't real

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me: So then we take the liquified wood pulp, and dry it again, into these thin sheets. caveman: [confused, but trying to keep up] uh huh. me: And we take the graphite stick - it doesn't need to be wrapped in wood like this, but we like making them this way so you don't get graphite on your hands. And that's what we draw with. caveman: [eyes lighting up] Oohhh so you use the wood pulp sheets to paint on them, like hides? me: Exactly! And now, you could use this method to draw anything you can visualise with your mind's eye, but for the sake of this demonstration, let's draw a vision of a woman with features of an animal whose powers and traits she represents, and a figure that is stylised and exaggerated beyond what nature really allows. caveman: As wide as she is tall, with tits to match? me: Exactly. caveman: This is the only sensible use of this technology.

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New angel just dropped

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i really hate this line of thinking where suggesting someone who plays with gender might be trans is in some way "enforcing gender roles." no. enforcing gender roles on a man who seems to love playing with femininity would be to beat him up and call him a faggot for daring. how is saying "this person might want to be a woman" enforcing gender roles. how is suggesting to them the option of transitioning enforcing gender rolls. how is it anything less than giving them permission to completely move away from what they were coercively assigned at birth, if they want to. how is any of this gender enforcement.

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alt-j / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / simone weil / cinnamon toast crunch advertisements / frank bidart

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.

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How is it acceptable to say "oh I never take the subway, you know people get killed there?" AND THEN DRIVE A CAR!?!

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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FUCKING REAL

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying